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Anon is damned
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Jesus had admin commands.
Jesus: “System call…”
He didn't once think of the poor baker and fisherman he was depriving of wealth
If you can go to hell for pirating a videogame then I'm sure like 95% of humanity is in hell for much more egregious sins.
Like wearing clothes of mixed fabrics, shaving your face, touching a woman who is on her period, eating any kind of shellfish, eating any cloven hooved beast (like pig, deer, etc.) or covering your head if you're a man / not covering your head if you are a woman.
Straight to hell!
Don't forget coloring your hair as a man to anything besides gray and white if you have black hair and anything besides white if you have gray hair unless you are about to fight people.
I am not saying this as a "religion is so random" type criticism of Islam. I just really like it as example of a rule that historically makes sense but nowadays just sounds oddly specific.
Need to add in every other sin that every other religion with a Bad Place when you die has. Pretty sure that covers everyone.
Fapping is enough for God to send you to Hell, apparently.
"What are you in for?"
"Mass murder. I blew up 20-30 people before the cops gunned me down. You?"
"I burst after playing one of those Japanese video games."
Some mass murders will make it to heaven because they are really really sorry and they believe in God so much.
Atheist that devote his life getting food and water to the starving? Straight to hell because you have to stroke God's ego.
The premise of The Good Place..and other works I imagine
I'm going to hell in a handbasket, and I'll have good company too
Cause if I was so bad, then there's no need to be sad
Cause everybody else will be there too (including you!)
and look how he was penalised for it.
A commuted death sentence? Anyone else would have been dead for way longer than 3 days
The only hell you might get from pirating and other "easy sources of excess pleasure" is the hedonic treadmill. I'd say Steam sales are more likely to cause this at this point but we're definitely seeing the effects of easy entertainment on the general population. Brainrot and all that. It's not fire and brimstone but the world ain't looking great. But personally I'd take notes from Buddhism rather than Christianity as the latter is way more preoccupied with what happens after this life (the religion of kicking the can down the road).
🔥"Worth it!"🔥
You wouldn't download a pizza
AAAAAAAGH WHY DID I MAKE CONCORD
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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