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[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 108 points 1 month ago

Remember when you needed proof to say stuff and have people believe you? Nowadays you can say whatever the fuck you want with fake numbers and straight up lies and people will believe you if you have any kind of charisma or authority.

[-] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Well they don’t have any charisma but perception differs, Right?

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 month ago
[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Dom DeLuise with extra pepperoni

[-] Brutticus@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

I came here to post this

[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago
[-] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 48 points 1 month ago

I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.

She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

I'm betting this person is entirely fictional and created to paint the innocent people they're kidnapping off the street as deranged maniacs.

She does seem like the sort of person to make up racist lies.

[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 5 points 1 month ago

Noem is no dumbass, but she plays a convincing one on TV.

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 42 points 1 month ago

Yes, let's talk about her stupid story instead of the concentration camp she just opened.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

His name was Hannibal Lector.

Weird shit republicans say for a thousand, Alex.

[-] radix@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

The "late, great" Hannibal Lector.

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 month ago

Not a single bit of fact checking in the article.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 23 points 1 month ago

Ah, looks like the old "eat yourself entirely, so you are invisible, then when the plane is on the return flight, you poo yourself back out again" trick.

[-] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Pizza the Hut?

[-] raynethackery@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Kristi, RFK Jr called. He wants his brain worm back.

[-] kungfuratte@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago

"They're eating the cats, they're eating themselves!"

[-] Laser@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

Have you seen a man eating his own head?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Then you haven't seen everything. And neither have we.

[-] huppakee@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

For all we know he was bad at plotting his escape.

[-] pitaya@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago
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