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Serious question for the ball owners out there.
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8 year olds, dude
This movie came out in 1998, so that eight-year-old is 35 now. 💀
They made a movie about that guy. Don't watch it, it's awful. It was all a misunderstanding. The Jesus is actually a good dude.
Amazing cast, surprised it’s so bad
Whoever wrote that, they knew exactly what they were doing.
Yep i definitely missed the basketball reference.
Really wondering like did they just not dry afterwards?
Well you gotta rinse your balls off afterwards. And bouncing your balls a few times outside first might help. Maybe let some other people play with your balls too. Guys, little girls, whoever wants to, really.
Yeah, I will take my dirty balls to playgrounds, so kids can play with them. They really enjoy them, as I keep them nice and round
No need to wash them, if they get dirty anyway
Well, you certainly want to wash them if you let kids lick your balls, but otherwise agreed.
Ew! People that are these bad at taking care of their balls should be parted from them.
Unless it's covered in shit, why would you wash it?
I mean who’s gonna smell your balls anytime soon?
The neighbors dog is usually pretty interested.
Just smear a little peanut butter on your balls, and the neighbor's dog will lick them thoroughly.
asdf
In the advanced class, we use orbital sanders.
Sometimes I'm attracted to men. Sometimes I read this shit. There is no overlap.
Have you seen the subreddit in the screenshot?
Wow I don't miss that place. Thanks for the reminder - Lemmy is not perfect, but it sure ain't that.
Did you read the subreddit, or you just don't like this kind of humor? Because I don't think this kinda humor is below Lemmy or anything.
Lol I completely did not. Whoosh.
Isn’t it funny some humans get stuck with brains that won’t let them make a comment like this
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this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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