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[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Well you gotta rinse your balls off afterwards. And bouncing your balls a few times outside first might help. Maybe let some other people play with your balls too. Guys, little girls, whoever wants to, really.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, I will take my dirty balls to playgrounds, so kids can play with them. They really enjoy them, as I keep them nice and round

No need to wash them, if they get dirty anyway

[-] Kentifer@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Sometimes I'm attracted to men. Sometimes I read this shit. There is no overlap.

[-] al4s@feddit.org 16 points 6 hours ago

Have you seen the subreddit in the screenshot?

[-] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 10 points 9 hours ago

Ew! People that are these bad at taking care of their balls should be parted from them.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 96 points 15 hours ago
[-] parody@lemmings.world 9 points 10 hours ago

Who recorded this on their TV :D

Anyway yes exactly, also just saw this clip in:

YouTube thumbnail screenshot of transparent bowling ball video by corridor crew

It’s awesome

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 17 points 14 hours ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

This movie came out in 1998, so that eight-year-old is 35 now. 💀

[-] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago

They made a movie about that guy. Don't watch it, it's awful. It was all a misunderstanding. The Jesus is actually a good dude.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 38 points 15 hours ago

Whoever wrote that, they knew exactly what they were doing.

[-] nesc@lemmy.cafe 16 points 16 hours ago

Unless it'scovered in shit, why would you wash it?

[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

I mean who’s gonna smell your balls anytime soon?

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

The neighbors dog is usually pretty interested.

[-] aaron@infosec.pub 12 points 16 hours ago

I prefer might balls smooth. I wouldn't shave them but I have found rubbing them with fine sandpaper really makes a difference.

[-] frezik 6 points 16 hours ago

In the advanced class, we use orbital sanders.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Wow I don't miss that place. Thanks for the reminder - Lemmy is not perfect, but it sure ain't that.

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 13 hours ago

Did you read the subreddit, or you just don't like this kind of humor? Because I don't think this kinda humor is below Lemmy or anything.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago

Lol I completely did not. Whoosh.

[-] parody@lemmings.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Isn’t it funny some humans get stuck with brains that won’t let them make a comment like this

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this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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