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[-] orionsbelt@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

what the fuck did i just read? this is completely fucked:

He claims he was then strip-searched, forced to give blood samples, a facial scan and fingerprints.

"Later I was taken back in, and the situation got even worse. I was pushed up against a wall and was strip-searched with a lot of force. They were incredibly harsh and used physical force the whole time," he claimed.

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

Gestapo don't like no crih tih sisum

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

What's fucking stupid is that JD Vance himself has participated in the meme.

[-] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The fact they chose not to use the (entirely accurate) headline of "US Denies Mads Mikkelsen Entry to US due to Vance Meme" is the most frustrating part

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Oh good lord, that is terrifying!!! Imagine waking up in bed to seeing THAT!!!

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

fuck dude

I've got roughly about a dozen of those JD Vance memes scattered across my gallery

They'd probably magdump me in a holding cell

Wonder what they'd do to people who have literal hundreds of those jpegs

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Your username doesn't do you any favor in this case

[-] Bot@sub.community 0 points 1 month ago

Remember don’t save a Winnie the Pooh, Xi’s mimic on a device that you bringing with you when you travel to China. Or your organs will be harvested :)

[-] nasteva@jlai.lu 0 points 1 month ago
[-] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Confused the shit out of me for a sec

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Don't make fun of bald christian men. They get angry and then their god sicks bears on you for it.

[-] B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Luckily Vance is the Antichrist. I mean, he killed the pope!

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