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Mutant Power (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/holup@lemmy.world
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[-] scytale@lemmy.zip 59 points 2 days ago

Ok that one got me. lol

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Prof X: "We need to get you to step brother Cain Marko on Earth-96912, or as you may know him, Juggernaut immediately! I can finally heal the rift between he and I after all this time and give him his mobility back! I'm so grateful to you! I will be forever in your debt."

You: "Sorry, my powers don't work on quadriplegics, only paraplegics."

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It’s honestly very unlikely that professor x wouldn’t just use cerebro to find a healer. They have teleporters, healing is far more possible of a power.

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

But then he'd have to lose that sweet-ass chair, and then what kind of life would that be?

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Does the chair stop working if he can walk?

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

no but it becomes bad form

[-] plantmoretrees@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

And give up that VIP parking?!?

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

in FOSP, he was able to walk again due to a gene therapy by beast. but it negated his powers as long as he was on the therapy.

[-] JennyLaFae 7 points 2 days ago

I swear I remember an episode of X-Men where he used his powers to walk

[-] pikmeir@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Jojo theme in the distance

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