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[-] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 months ago

hey that's four more precious minutes to disassociate from the horrors than i was planning so i'll take it!

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 24 points 4 months ago

Now I don’t have to pee in a bottle under my desk

[-] konomikitten 9 points 4 months ago

Worst part is it works with and without sarcasm. Get 5 mins into that hobby before you have to get back to the grind.

[-] entwine413@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Or just 5 minutes to close your eyes and clear your mind. When you have back to back meetings most of the day, it's pretty nice.

[-] Wbear@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 months ago

That phrase should only be used if it's a significant chunk of time, like half the scheduled meeting length or more.

[-] uriel238 3 points 4 months ago

My management tricks (which came from being managed) included calling for a 90 minute meeting if I needed 45 minutes, and bring snacks.

Oh and when someone finishes an all day job in half a day, let them goof off for the rest of the day.

But then I believed that whole happy workers are maximally productive workers thing that, well, every serious management study reports.

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

They say this, but if I sat for 5 minutes doing nothing (if it's not my break), they'd be on my ass. I'd prefer the meeting so I can rest my eyes at least while they're talking.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 months ago

I had a meeting today that was awesome.

Other: There's nothing to do.

Me: Ok, if there's nothing to do then that's fine.

Other: Ok, thanks.

Me: Hope you have a good day.

Other: You too, bye.

This is completely counter to my previous job, where we'd spend two hours talking about nothing and I'd quietly seethe with anger.

this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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