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[-] xylol@leminal.space 64 points 1 month ago

Seems pretty normal especially solo hiking

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago
[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 19 points 1 month ago

Either Mary or Kate, probably.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Mary Kate never existed. She was made up so that Ashley could pull two paychecks on Full House.

/s

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

She parent trapped us!

[-] xylol@leminal.space 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mosquito's probably, they definitely need a machete with those around

[-] Metostopholes@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago

The word paparazzi was originally used because it invoked a buzzing insect, and may have been derived from papataceo, meaning a large and bothersome mosquito. So in a way that's kind of true.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 10 points 1 month ago
[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 6 points 1 month ago
[-] atlas@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

THEN WHO WAS PHONE????

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Her publicist.

[-] higgsboson@dubvee.org 43 points 1 month ago

Respect. Imagine being famous before you can even form your personality? She has probably never felt safe in public in her entire life.

[-] FATALRPG@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

The episode where her and Mary Kate went on Oprah has been scrubbed off the internet as much as possible, but it was fucked.

Both girls struggled with an eating disorder (let’s be real, any child/teen star does because they’re our societies sacrifice to Moloch) - and she asked them a bunch of pointed questions about diet and weight. Fucking ghoulish.

Don’t forget there were “countdowns to 18” for both of them, just like there were for Emma Watson. Disgusting.

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

This isnt how you go out?

The white outfit is weird, but the rest just seems normal. Lots of places require some cutting to get through.

[-] higgsboson@dubvee.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I could only dream of rocking that look she has going on. Although I am roughly twice her size, I would still not want to rely on a machete for anything more intensive than clearing a campsite. I do have one just like hers, for such an occasion. For more serious social purposes, though, I prefer a ranged attack.

In her case, the ensemble and melee weapon seem more about her own empowerment and signaling she isnt in the mood for any bullshit. It sucks that she feels like that shit is necessary. As a girldad who grew up in the Full House era, I sympathize and hope she can feel (and be) safe.

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

ranged attack

For walking, not fighting. Not everyone keeps to the paths. Noy everywhere has them.

that fit

Yeah. And it would be ruined in five minutes anywhere the machete was necessary.

[-] higgsboson@dubvee.org 1 points 1 month ago

Sure you can go ahead and pretend she was clearing trail with that machete. lol.

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Genuinely no clue.

[-] prole 2 points 1 month ago

The way they were treated in media was also fucking disgusting.

[-] plantmoretrees@lemm.ee 33 points 1 month ago

Those kids got mind f’ed

[-] noobface@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

ain't no one have room to judge. machetes and mimosas all day.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 19 points 1 month ago

I don't see the problem

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Add a rope loop around the machete handle and your wrist. Just in case a "non-bear" tries grabbing it from you. Be vigilant!

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Maybe a lanyard attached to the drink too. I don't anymore, but that, uh, would have come in handy on some past camping trips

[-] prole 3 points 1 month ago

a “non-bear”

Here we call them "twinks"

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Lmao, indeed. If they were the concern, she'd only need a pamphlet about Jesus vs the machete 😂

[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I think they mean like a more clean cut gay man. Those guys are always snatching machetes.

[-] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago
[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Imagine you're in the wood and accidentally stumble upon big game at close quarters. Michelle knows. Michelle's got this, dude!

[-] HertzDentalBar 12 points 1 month ago

Tbf that's pretty much the best way to enjoy the outdoors.

[-] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

Usually my machete is sheathed but same

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Watch it rise like a souffle!

[-] demizerone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

She's badass

[-] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Very relatable, I have spent much time in the woods with a beer in one hand and a machete in the other. If anyone is concerned, I just tell them I'm waiting for the zombies to show up.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

I feel seen

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