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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania (theonion.com)
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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why do people give this woman such a hard time for being sex positive? She's cute, she's funny, and she can sing, and yet all I read about is how she happens to love to fuck. gasp *clutches pearls*

PS: I'm not a fan of her music. I just despise how women get ostracized for something many men are praised for.

[-] FundMECFSResearch 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pretty sure this is making fun of conservatives freaking out about her, not of her directly.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was referring to the BS commentary surrounding her, not the article specifically.

[-] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Behaves weirdly with minors.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

Why are they teasing her? I don't know who that is. Get off my lawn.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

I didn't see the controversy go by either. The pic on the album: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man's_Best_Friend_(Sabrina_Carpenter_album)

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 month ago

First "out" celebrity puppygirl?

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Smell The Glove

[-] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

What's wrong with bein' sexy?

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Get out of the Sixties - we don’t have this mentality anymore.

[-] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My first thought as well.

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Clips of her concerts come up on my feed sometimes. Being (or playing being) horny is a part of her schtick.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mine too.

Checked out some of her music. It's fun.

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Something about Good Vibrations, I guess beach boy stuff maybe.

[-] StarlightDust 21 points 1 month ago

Honestly, I love how she has managed to make such a brand out of reclaiming her sexuallity. I really hope that its her choice rather than her management. I bet she gets some particularly nightmarish fans.

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Onion really taking their shots at Sabrina this week

[-] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

I'm reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 12 points 1 month ago

Yes, with a shout-out to Rosemary Kennedy.

[-] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Expressing her minor fans sexuality too apparently

Pedos downvoting

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Oh . . Ohhhyyyeah right! Her! Ha ha. Because of the thing. She, uh, . . . did?

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

But they just called my number! Dang

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