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[-] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 86 points 4 days ago

If they weren't gay, they'd live in Womanhattan

Think, Mark. Think!

[-] TherapyGary 16 points 3 days ago
[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

No thincc, only panik

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I (M) had a friend (also M) who I shared a storage space with one summer while we went abroad during graduate school and neither of us was gay. While we were waiting in the storage facility's office, my friend noticed some copies of Self-Storage Monthly magazine lying around, a trade magazine aimed at people who owned or managed self-storage facilities. The articles were mostly about how to keep bands from having rehearsals in their units (nothing about preventing people from living in the units, which we thought was a bit of an oversight given how many people I've known who have done that).

My buddy stole three copies and when he got home he peeled off the original mailing labels and replaced them with labels addressed to him from other magazines that he subscribed to, and left them out on his coffee table. It was always amusing watching people pick them up, thumb through them, and then say "Peter, why the fuck do you subscribe to Self-Storage Monthly?"

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 days ago

neither of us was gay

congrats and happy pride, bros!

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

I mean, when you think about musicals, storage solutions are the next logical step.

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Ooh waffles do sound good right now

Storage solutions are also the next logical step when you think about cocaine. I've seen Blow and Scarface.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah I'm sorta missing the connection. Do they store Musical paraphernalia?

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 11 points 3 days ago

That's life for me in the south (USA). Some people are willfully ignorant and yet also so unintentionally naive.

Unfortunately it's not really safe for my partner and I to be totally 100% out to everybody in all situations all the time. So, if we don't know you well or we know you well enough to know you're personally running the rumor mill because you're a nosy little bitch named Penny, then you haven't earned the right to know our truth.

So, if you ask if we're friends or roommates or if he's your son or any of a million other options besides are you two in a relationship, then the answer is going to be yes, sure, kind of, whatever.

[-] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 days ago

This is very funny to me because I have an actual roommate I've been considering getting a storage space with, and we do love musicals...

[-] ericatty@infosec.pub 6 points 3 days ago

Are you sure you're not a couple and it snuck up on you?

[-] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

I hope not, I don't know how I'd break the news to his girlfriend!

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago

Bro, can I park my car in your garage?

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago

Park this Big Mac truck

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Peter, explain why they value a storage room, but would prefer to use it for musicals? Are they wanting to use it as a space to practice stagecraft or a TV room for watching them?

So they like being in the closet? Weird, letting the whole world know.

[-] PokerChips@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

Reminds me of a netcredit commercial where 2 dudes are dry humping each other.

I think some intern finally spoke up and that skit finally got yanked.

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago
[-] PokerChips@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

The best i could find is this mish mash of multiple commercials. Just picture the one with the 2 guys but extended version. It was very cringe. And the only one they showed for a about a year.

https://vimeo.com/893438804

[-] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Is that Papa John?

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

The Manhattan Mini Storage ads are a divine gift

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