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[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 67 points 11 months ago

There're still older Civilizations I haven't played so I'm not worried

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 48 points 11 months ago

In another screenshot I once read "my retirement plan is to die in the socialist revolution" and I think that's exactly what I hope for

[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

That's been my plan for years, but now it's morphed into something more like, "my retirement plan is to die in the American underground fighting the local Nazis."

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 42 points 11 months ago

I'm 55, and this is my retirement plan.

[-] DeusUmbra@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

I plan to die fighting for the revolution.

[-] bieren@lemmy.zip 30 points 11 months ago

Don’t worry. They gonna raise the retirement age.

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

I wouldn't say it's my plan, but it's an option I'm keeping in account

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago

65? 65?!? My expected retirement age is 7-goddamn-2 and considering that's in the 2050s shit could happen to that plan in the meantime....

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 19 points 11 months ago

Civilization is resilient

It wont end just because of a couple problems that could kill billions of people

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Mine is more 'why bother when inflation will eat the value away'

[-] EldenLord@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Have you heard of the stock market? /jk

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[-] BluJay320 18 points 11 months ago

Mine is more “I don’t plan to live that long anyway”

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 16 points 11 months ago

Got plenty in my retirement pot, but I've been saving up bottle caps just in case.

[-] filcuk@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 months ago

So it's people like you who's caps we'll mysteriously find inside of a pre-war safe??

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[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

Narrator: It didn't.

The retweeters went on to live in an even more dystopian future where money still exists, but with no savings to endure a strike.

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 12 points 11 months ago

My retirement plan is similar but it's more that Climate Crisis is going to cook us all alive before I need to retire.

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 months ago

I'm putting my trust in my bottle cap collection.

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[-] Marzanna@scribe.disroot.org 10 points 11 months ago

My retirement plan is to suicide bomb some government structure.

[-] camelbeard@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

The best advice I heard in my 20s don't spend your raise. If you can live of X and now you make Y, still live of X and put everything you don't spend in a few ETFs. Don't try to be smart en beat the market, don't buy stocks, etc.

Just 3 or 4 ETFs that cover the world. Or if you want to be smart read up on the permanent portfolio or all weather portfolio.

You don't need a more expensive car if your current car still works, you don't need a new phone every 2 years, etc. Buy what can't be fixed, don't pay for upgrades that are not really going to improve your life.

Also buy things that don't expire (toiletpaper, dishwasher soap, etc) in bulk when the offer it really good.

You don't have to live as a bum but you can still make sure you don't overspend.

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[-] dumbass@quokk.au 8 points 11 months ago

I've been hoping for that big EMP from the sun I keep getting told about.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Or the poles swapping.

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I just want to live long enough to fuck an alien

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[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

Man, a lot of you are going to be absolutely fucked if we somehow don't have societal collapse.

No wonder so many people keep pushing accelerationist rhetoric.

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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Societal collapse or probable future health issues, either way (or both)

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago

well.. certainly not in so many words. but I definitely don't expect to get that old.

I'll look pretty dumb if it should happen.

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[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Money can always be made worthless, so the key to post depression bubble economics will be commodities and the ability to earn an income.

[-] jawa22 5 points 11 months ago

The true hope is a horizontal power structure.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Hopefully I'll be dead by 65

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 months ago

When we met with a financial advisor to interview her to find out if we wanted to work with her, I told her that I'm doing this because I know it's the right thing to do, not because I think we have any future.

[-] hark@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Wasn't this the boomer retirement plan? Societal collapse takes a lot longer than one would think.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

So your saying your well on your way then..

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