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Celebrate my cake day (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

My account is now 2 years old use this occasion to thank me for my service putting in 1337 comments. Yes all three of you upvote this now, I am basically carrying the network on my shoulders.

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[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago

1337 comments? You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers!

I'm on 2213 right now, also joined around 2 years ago. So I would suggest it is in fact me who is carrying this network. Just kidding, we all know it's Stamets@lemmy.world and by a lot.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Just kidding, we all know it’s Stamets@lemmy.world and by a lot.

Don't get me wrong. I'm well aware that I post a lot considering I keep getting people ping me or message me saying "HOLY SHIT", and I'm always appreciative of it but like I'm small beans. Picard has more than me which makes sense considering Picard was the one who inspired me to start posting in places outside of my Star Trek corner. Sunshine has more comments than the entirety of !Canada@lemmy.ca has POSTS. Don't know PugJesus' counts but I'm assuming those comments are also way higher than mine. Same with Microwave.

I post more than I comment which... well I've gotten messages from people who call that arrogant lmfao

Damn I'll have 2 years in a couple weeks or so but I only have just over 400 comments... And I thought I was doing alright 😔

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[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Thank you for your service.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

1337 comments?

You are truly uber

[-] funkajunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Pie > Cake

Fight me.

[-] Toes@ani.social 2 points 1 week ago

Have a slice!

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I bow before you, Sir, for your numbers also grace me.

this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2025
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