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[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 258 points 1 week ago

A broken clock...

Happy that this particular lunatic is right on this particular issue.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Sus a slow clock, not a broken clock.

She's right every couple decades.

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 156 points 1 week ago

I'm going to guess that Russia doesn't want us to enter the war.

[-] scytale@lemmy.zip 121 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Probably. Tucker Carlson is saying the same thing, so their handlers are telling them “nope, we don’t like that”.

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[-] jonne@infosec.pub 51 points 1 week ago

I'm guessing everyone with a brain doesn't want the US to go into Iran. It's like these people didn't learn anything from the last quarter century (and Vietnam before that).

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

Learn things? With our education system??? Buddy! What do you think this is??? A different country? Who's this other country you're thinking about??? They sound like someone we need to go to war with! Do they have oil?

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[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Not to mention the terrain of Iran would prove an order of magnitude more difficult to overcome. Afghanistan was already very difficult for our military, imagine MORE mountains

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 24 points 1 week ago

Yep, huge country, difficult terrain, largely homogeneous culture that goes back to the Persian Empire, homegrown weapons industry that can build their own drones and missiles. This is going to be more difficult by orders of magnitude.

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[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 115 points 1 week ago

Brainwashed by what, MTG? Is it the Jewish space lasers again?

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[-] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 88 points 1 week ago

This is a ''The worst person you know just made a great point.'' moment, isn't it?

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

I wonder if she overheard it somewhere

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 23 points 1 week ago

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day"

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[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 74 points 1 week ago

That was not on my bingo card

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[-] Alue42@fedia.io 71 points 1 week ago

Before you get too excited, this was an interview with OAN, and that she thinks people should be paying more attention to OAN

[-] Placebonickname@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago

What exactly is this woman’s platform?

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 89 points 1 week ago

"brown people can fuck off and deal with their own brown people shit"

[-] Placebonickname@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

You should print this on a bumper sticker and sell it in Texas.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

Man I would be so rich if I just didn't have a moral compass

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[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Keep me in power and, more importantly, the spotlight"

She's an attention whore. Nothing more, nothing less. It's why she married her pedophile husband: he gave her attention when she was underage.

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago
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[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago

We’re in the clown dimension.

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago

[while] Speaking to former Rep. Matt Gaetz on OAN

😑

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[-] smol_beans@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

You know things are really fucked when you find yourself saying "hell yeah" to statements by mtg and tucker

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[-] KnitWit@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

Heartbreaking, the worst person you know just made a great point

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 37 points 1 week ago

A republican being anti-Fox News? That's a bold strategy.

I have heard some people refer to Fox News as being, and I quote, "liberal."

In fairness, these people are part of the MAGA crowd, so I assume they can't actually read and have no idea what the word "liberal" means.

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[-] Tower@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago

Wtf is Matt "Statutory Rape" Gaetz doing there?

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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

you mean the war started by the spoiled child state enabled by the USA?

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[-] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 week ago

Well, duh, otherwise you'd never have been elected you moron.

[-] oppy1984@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago
[-] aeternum 21 points 1 week ago

Holy shit, sanity from MTG?? WHAT PLANET IS THIS

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"We have propaganda news on our side just as the left does"

Greene claimed that since Carlson was fired from "neocon network Fox News, he has more popularity and viewers than ever before" and that "he unapologetically believes the same things I do."

Yeah, nah.

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago
[-] Chozo@fedia.io 21 points 1 week ago

And just whose fault IS that, Marjorie?

[-] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago
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