Bold of you to assume they even write female characters, save for one token woman that is some mix between Smurfina and Virgin Mary.
Almost all male writers screw up even basic dimensions of women. It's like they didn't know that height and weight charts exist so you can come up with plausible measures.
(Also ... the fact that numbers are being attached is a dead giveaway that this is a male writer.)
In one hobby I used to partake of, people had to write descriptions of characters. You could almost always spot the male writers. First, attaching actual numbers instead of making comparisons. Second, the ideal body type always came across as a broomstick with beachballs stapled to it.
If you stapled a beach ball to something it would deflate
So that's what causes sagging!
Very true. One of my pet peeves is reading about female characters who, unlike other women, don't wear makeup and spend all their time doing nerdy hobbies only and never do anything at all to take care of their appearance because that's a waste of time... But their hair is always shiny and bouncy and they are fit and their skin is smoooooth and their boobs are perky (of course they are!) and, most importantly, they always fall for the main character for absolutely no good reason.
And their 'armor' is just a metal bikini.
Yep! Bonus points if there's a small but aesthetically pleasing smudge of paint oh her face
Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
Ahh, i see you've read Heinlein
Where have I heard this one before?
It's at least a decade old
Not quite: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/breasted-boobily Sorry, I didn't mean to imply I wrote it myself.
Brilliant 👏
Such well rounded prose, my bosom friend.
It's actually a pet peeve of mine when characters are all made super underweight like it's the default. like being 172 cm/5 foot 8 and 6 and a half stone/95 pounds isn't normal
and yet men for the most part remain entirely clueless, it's enraging that the very standards imposed by patriarchy are not even within the consciousness of men who benefit from them - it is the women who know the standards they must live by, and the men get to live blissfully unaware.
A woman might fret over fluctuating sizes from an XS to a S, while a man might see her and only judge her for being too skinny or too fat or not pretty enough or too pretty without ever knowing what size she is.
I feel ironically the greatest capacity and my biggest fears of judgement come not from men and patriarchs but from women, who see with much greater detail and know the standards better than men - they know my "value" under the calculus of patriarchy better than the patriarchs do.
That's a really interesting comment Dandelion. Men often can't tell size differences unless they're obvious but women are more switched onto it... and can be very harsh. Also good to see you back we've missed you
Nah, you forgot the 34D bosom.
Who writes about small heads?
Well, a lot of men write about the breasts as if they're as big as the woman's head.
Since in real life, barring some very extreme surgeries, most times, even the largest of breasts tend to be, you know, smaller than the head, it must mean the women being described have unusually small heads.
(This could explain why they're foolish enough to be in such books, come to think of it.)
Try size zero but magically with tits, each one bigger than her head but somehow no back problems. And the 45 minute periods would only for the subset of men that know women have periods. But some how women always get 100% pregnant with the slightest bit of sperm with zero understanding that we are not ovulating 24/7
Yes and unrealistically perky! No sagging, stretch marks and no need for a bra with massive thick straps. And when she gets pregnant due to his Mighty Penis, they are both ecstatic about the unplanned pregnancy 🙄
Oh and magically become as tight as a virgin after pushing out the kid; a clearly painless act that just endlessly makes her horny for her husband whom she sucked off while in labor…
Haha mate that made me lol! Filthy but true.
It's definitely possible to be a size zero and have large breasts.
It's not untrue, though some also get things right. I can't stop recommending children of time, and I love the way the author dealt with gender. It was a good read regardless, but imho he did a great job writing female characters.
Absolutely, some men are very good at writing about (and even from the perspective of) their female characters.
We call those men "good writers".
What I think the pattern is that when you see stuff like that, it's always a male writer doing it. And male editors, in the case of published works, letting it fly.
I agree that it's mostly men doing it. I was more just looking to shoehorn in that book recommendation lol. I will say some female romantasy authors can kind of go the other way. It's mostly a bad writer issue in both cases, and at least the female authors didn't do it in a way that objectifies women for both a primarily male audience and the men in the story.
This kind of gets at the issues I see most bad female authors run into: https://youtu.be/ejklu1OvWFs
They're different pitfalls, but I'm also a getting a little sick of them too.
+1 for the Children of Time series! I loved those books!
Oh yes!
Ye Olde Chainmail Bikini.
i have seen this character in a lot of video games, though instead of a translucent top she wears boob armor, a crotchplate, and battle heels. <.<
Hey mate! Thanks for stopping by and doing it in a nice manner. We are a trans+ inclusive women only community so please don't comment again. Thanks for understanding 🥰
Hi, curious, what made you believe that Amazing does not fit your community criteria?
He said he's a man
That is a very strong indicator of someone who identifies as male, yes.
Yes it was a bit of a clue.
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