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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) by stabby_cicada@slrpnk.net to c/fuckcars@lemmy.world

Edit: of course this is satire. The power of the reading comprehension devil grows stronger every day 😢

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Satire and on point.

Walking is alien to the vast majority of suburbanites and rural people. Walking ~6 miles round trip is a little over 2 hours at a modest pace.

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Where are the bike lanes? Is this 1950?

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 12 hours ago

"Why does everyone want to live in pre-existing postwar suburbs? what is the magical x factor that makes people want them?? "

[-] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I think it is a few things and mostly centered on raising a family. I also think its lame but these are the reasons as I see them.

  • They tend to have good schools

  • They have front/back yards for children to play

  • The buildings are physically separated so the chance you hear your neighbors is low

  • The neighborhoods are much more quite

  • The neighborhoods have low crime

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

....

Did i really need to add an /s? I thought the quotation marks were a clear enough indicator.

People want older suburbs because they're planned to be walkable

[-] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 4 points 10 hours ago

Asking a very regular question, getting an answer, and then being sassy and saying "that was sarcasm"

Lol, your head just disappeared up your own ass.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 9 hours ago

You know you can just say "i misread that comment". You're allowed to do that.

You don't have to abuse people. That's a choice you made

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yeah, their response was unnecessarily caustic. Your reply was reasonable and I understood the intention of the original comment from the quotation marks.

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I see no indication that they missed the sarcasm.

I also think it's lame

The "also" meaning that they believe you also think it's lame.

Edit: Oh, I just realized the post-war suburbs are the walkable ones. That makes more sense.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Modern house features

[-] CtrlAltDefeat@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago
[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 6 points 10 hours ago

don't take them for granted in the States

[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago

Too many people dont recognize satire.

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Why don't the just build a new liquor store in the middle of the new houses? That solves it all

[-] breecher@sh.itjust.works 17 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Considering reality do you blame them? This is hardly satire, just sarcastic pointing out (US) reality.

[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

Yea. The Onion has been out-satired by reality lately, I'll give you that.

[-] uriel238 27 points 1 day ago

When I played The Sims 2, the first thing I'd do is create a small public lot where everyone could get all their needs met and buy food and a cell phone (since starting characters didn't have one). There were some oddities, since Sims get dirty quickly, I'd replace sinks with showers, and would make sure coffee was available everywhere.

Eventually, sims could walk from their home, rather than investing in a garage and a car or taking a cab.

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[-] pleasegoaway@lemm.ee 49 points 1 day ago

Ah yes, they can walk to (checks notes) a gas station. Makes sense.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

I believe he might be doing a comedy

To be fair, it has my next pack of smokes, beef jerky and beers, not just gas.

[-] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I used to live in an apartment complex right next to a circle k. I did 60% of my spending there and it was great.

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[-] nadram@lemmy.world 164 points 1 day ago

Not a strong example of walkable communities, it's quite pathetic in fact. Is this satire?

[-] blitzen@lemmy.ml 100 points 1 day ago

“Walkable” to a gas station is a strong indication of satire.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

More walkable than some places. At least there is a side walk.

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[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 94 points 1 day ago

hi European here!

what the fuck?

i'm here complaining how it's hard to walk to a big shopping mall or an ikea and you're out there without even a small grocery store around most corners? how do you lot do that? i'd seriously just starve to death if i couldn't get up, walk for 5min, and buy food for a whole meal (or a frozen pizza)

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

As an American I need you to understand that what you're saying sounds like a deep parody here. We have some major cities that are comfortable to live in without a car, but they're few and far between.

To us a grocery store is a place you go to rather than swing by real quick. Its changing in some cities, and I've even lived in a suburb with walkable groceries, but its really not the norm.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

o_ o

i have no words honestly. i wasn't even talking about cities, so far all European cities i've visited were walkable, i was thinking mid size towns and even villages. Basically if your place of residence can't be missed if you blink as you drive by there's probably at least a grocery store in it, and more frequent a general store with most basics you'd need in a day-to-day life next to groceries

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 81 points 1 day ago
[-] stinerman@midwest.social 65 points 1 day ago

In a way that can't really be described to Europeans. If you live in a suburban area, people think you're weird if you do anything other than use your car to get anywhere for any reason. Almost everywhere in the US is designed around the idea that you have a car and you use it every day.

This is about my city:

[full article]

And it's absolutely true. Our buses are mostly useful for driving to a Park & Ride/Transit Center and then to work and back. That's about it.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Oh yeah I can confirk Columbus is a fucking nightmare for bus transit. Its kinda bikable in some parts, and by that I mean possibly safer than Kyiv. But I'll say this about it, its definitely better than a lot of other places in America. I will never understand its resistance to light rail.

There are parts of America that are reasonable. Cities like New York, D.C., and Seattle have people who can afford a car choosing not to own one. But then you've got places like Houston and most small cities where even Columbus looks walkable.

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This does exist in major US cities, especially the older (by US standards) ones. I'm in San Francisco, in a "good" neighborhood, and restaurants, groceries, bars, and multiple forms of public transit are all a short walk away. This is very different in car centric suburbs/cities though.

[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago

The contrast between eg Manhattan and Los Angeles is wild. First time in LA I went out walking, looking for a restaurant. The footpath vanished and suddenly I was on the edge of what seemed like a freeway. Relatives in Santa Monica were horrified to learn that I had taken a bus from my hotel downtown to visit them (it was perfectly fine).

[-] frank@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 day ago

I live in the EU but used to live in the US. In a nice part, too!

I lived like 400m from a small store. Never drove once. Insanely dangerous to walk on such a busy road with no sidewalks, no crossings, etc.

I walk a ton and bike ~80-100km/week now and don't think twice about it.

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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 101 points 1 day ago

Every community is walkable if you walk enough.

[-] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 57 points 1 day ago

Sidewalks would be neat though.

[-] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 day ago

No kidding. I was on a bike ride yesterday through some areas where entire subdivisions, in fairly medium/high class neighbourhoods, had no sidewalks. Retired folks were taking their nightly stroll on the side of the road. I guess kids don't get to play outside there, either.

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[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago

This has clearly got to be satire, but the issue with "walkable communities" is the zoning. You need commerce close to those houses - a coffee shop, a bakery, small supermarket, dry cleaner, small doctor's office, a couple of restaurants, etc.

Not a huge strip of stores, just a few every other block.

Ditch the school buses, and instead create actual bus routes that the kids, but also everyone else, can hop on and off to get around.

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

100% satire or comedy. 3.7 miles is not "walkable". That's 7.4 miles round trip. 2-3 hours of walking.

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[-] andybytes@programming.dev 34 points 1 day ago

America is such a living hell that like I don't even want to participate in a revolution. It's just going to be a libturd or right-wing-hog revolution anyways. I really think a lot of my social ills, anxiety and depression just comes from the world I live in. I truly believe I am a product of my environment. I would leave the United States in a heartbeat with just the clothes on my back. The only time I've ever been happy is when I was able to commute on my bicycle. Ever since COVID, people have been driving like fucking jackasses. And now I live in an area that I can't ride my bike no more. I have never been so depressed in my whole fucking miserable life. Like a scientist, I want to see if it's me or my environment. I think America causes physical and mental illness. I sometimes think if it were up to me and I wasn't allowed to leave the United States, but I could die in a nuclear explosion and just completely wipe off USA from the face of the earth. I say to myself, I would push that fucking button for future generations, for the world. The world is capitalistic and the Yankee has a lot of leverage, a lot of places in Europe start adopting the Yankee way. It terrifies me, knowing that American culture like the disease that it is Spreads like a plus-filled rash. I am very unhappy. These feelings compile over time. And you're in such agony. You try to figure out why. And then eventually it clicks. America is a piece of shit.

[-] Tiger@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

You can move out of America, try. I’m an American living abroad for decades now, and left with nearly zero cash and made a great life abroad.

Plot twist though, everywhere still has problems, just different ones, and the US’ bullcrap affects everyone everywhere including you no matter where you are. (Have why I still care and pay attention to it).

On the subject of this post, I live in a super walkable city, Shanghai, and do everything by bike (amazing, world class bike lanes), walking, subway, taxi, bus etc. and don’t have or need a car, it’s awesome.

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[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 26 points 1 day ago

Only a couple of hours to get a snack! You'll burn off the calories as you get home!

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ok. I live in a car centric city but never have lived where I couldn't walk to a corner store. Even out in the suburbs when I was a kid, we could walk to the store, the library too.

Not to say there aren't house farms in the exurbs, ringed by impossibly wide and fast roads. But it's not so prevalent that you can't avoid it.

I agree on zoning - there's an empty lot a couple houses down, and another on the river, wouldn't it be nice if I could build a pub so people didn't drive to the bar? But truly, there are 3 gas stations/corner stores within a mile of our house, 4 barbershops, restaurants, 2 laundromats, a tattoo shop, a pharmacy, all without crossing any road with more than 2 lanes and 25mph speed limit. We just got a taqueria too, it's so good! I just want a neighborhood bar because I hate hate driving somewhere for a drink!

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago
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