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[-] scarilog@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago

Those plane engineers think of everything!

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[-] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

OP is not an certified NCD member.

Like I couldnt care less but TPM claiming into NCD is fucking BS. Everybody is an NCD member but not TPM. Gatekeeping? No true Scotsman? Salty? It could be any of those. I don't care.

-edit- this is like generally accepted but not really core NCD contenylr, by a power user. This should not have the attention it has.

But it is (fortunately) not up to me what is OK and what not. But I am gonna point it out anyway.

[-] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

What the fuck are you talking about?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Sorry, since you hadn't personally signed off on my many other posts in this community, I figured the approval process had broken down.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

Posting too much will be the end of Lemmy if left unchecked.

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 127 points 1 week ago

"Whoops, I was pulling on the wrong stick."

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

One is a joy stick, the other makes the plane do things.

[-] F04118F@feddit.nl 55 points 1 week ago

Mig-31 had a major engine fire

Isn't that the normal operating state of the Foxbat family?

Tap for explanationMiG-25 engine service life is 150 hours, MiG-31 300 hours. These engines are essentially burning themselves to death constantly. For comparison: the 🇨🇵Rafale engine, the Snecma M88-2, has a time between overhauls of 3000 hours, and is designed for a service life of 6000 hours.

[-] EldritchFeminity 6 points 6 days ago

Fun fact for the MiG-25: The engine lifespan is that low because it literally uses a pair of cruise missile engines. They're built to be used once. I can't speak for the MiG-31, though.

[-] F04118F@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago

Twice as long as a cruise missile apparently 🤣

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago

The MiG-31 is only good at one thing: speed. That bad boy can intercept damn near anything but it can't turn on a dime or go too fast unless shear forces tear its wings and airframe off. It's pretty much a cool looking paper tiger.

[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Are you thinking of the mig 25? The foxhound was supposedly much more capable at low speed than the foxbat. Genuinely curious

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

Crap I think you're right. They look damn near identical to each other. I don't know what the MiG-31 could do better than its older counterpart.

[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

So I was curious because I genuinely had that mixed up when reading the thread, so I watched a quick documentary about the foxhound. It is extremely similar because it's derived directly from the fox bat platform. The mig 31 is an interceptor fighter. It's still extremely quick, but not as quick as the fox bat. It could hit mach 2.5 and could intercept the sr 71 if it was pushing hard apparently, especially given that a missile could reach out and touch the blackbird if required.

The biggest difference I learned was that the 25 was all go and nothing else, whereas the 31 was slower to allow for more capabilities. The changes that they made for the 31 allowed it to be somewhat successful as a fighter as well at lower speed.

[-] towerful@programming.dev 11 points 1 week ago

This seems like a fantastic example of "if a metric becomes a target, it fails in being a metric".

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Eh, it works for what it is. The whole plane is basically a manned stage-1 of an AA missile.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

99% sure reddit poster wrote that intentionally to increase engagement

[-] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

This comment reveals ALL the secrets of engagement on the internet, click here to find out how!! (insert picture of random guy with the mouth wide open)

(sorry)

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago

You won't believe number 3!

[-] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

😱😱😱

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I inserted goatse picture but put googly eyes on it.

It works the same, I swear.

[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It’s something I’ve always noticed about Reddit; is how awful the spelling is on there.

[-] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago

He got off safely. What a relief.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 25 points 1 week ago

Impressive. I find it difficult enough to do while driving! And my passengers complaining also makes it difficult to focus...

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

They are just jealous they can't drive stick.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

So the pilot died doing what he loved?

[-] arrow74@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

The flight suit pressure-squeeze + the plane banking on 3-jizz makes it a truly unique experience.

(Dang, ngl, that sounds something you def need to kinda try given the chance.)

You probably could w/ the vomit comet?

[-] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago

Or one of those centrifuges. Would sustain it longer.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

At 3 jizz all of the (several diffident bodily) fluids get splattered away from me ... it's when the forces equal out a bit more that you really get the shitshow, but by then you gooned anyways.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This cumerade cumed & cum-flooded the cum-engines with too much cum and they went into uncumtrolled after-cum-burner mode that eventually overcumed everything and the cumjet just melted & climaxed in a great cum-ball explosion.

I'm glad the cummer lived to ejaculate in anther plane.

this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
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