struggles to open
"screw this, I'll do without"
struggles to open
"screw this, I'll do without"
Exactly, this is just going to have more rawdogging. Or an unaltered amount. What if one of the participants is missing an arm? They have to have a threesome now?
it was an art installation for (literally) fuck's sake! how are people thinking this was an actual product?
Because not everyone has an exhaustive knowledge about every item that’s ever been in an art installation, and this is being presented like it’s an actual product. Congratulations on your superior intellect, I guess.
I wasn't trying to stunt. It's not an intellect thing, it's just a habit:
When you see something cringe or absurd, take a beat, look for context. Sometimes cringe is cringe, but a lot of ragebait is information deliberately presented out of context to cause a reaction.
idk, I didn't mean to sound patronizing, it's just a gripe I have with social media in general.
I can guarantee people are going to be too dumb to figure it out lol
Throw these out in nature and it'll make for some very interesting bear encounters.
One armed people can't consent.
It's basic science.
They can only consent with three armed people
This is how you deal with penises that don't first get consent
All 4 of them? (not the 4 total rapists, the 1 rapist with the Machamp arm thing but with penises, important distinction)
Once for each hand, obviously 😅
Sure is a good idea to open the condom package with a sharp knife. Maybe poke it a few times with a needle to give it air as well.
Put them on a board for people using a thumbtack.
Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry's ice cream locks.
It was just an art piece, but ever since it took a meme form people took it as an actual product
This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I'll make another opening *grabs a kitchen knife*
Same for this. Oh no, she won't consent? Then we're doing it raw!
^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.)^
Do rapists stop to put on condoms?
Well know they won’t be able too…
Machomp does
Ooh I wonder if any of these 59 comments are from dudes who think this is an actual product and not an art piece intended to spark discussion about the importance of consent
If by "powerful statement about consent" you mean bullshit marketing, sure.
"SHUT THE F UP YOU UGLY BISH BEFORE I KILL YOU"
whimpers
"Now put a hand in each corner and pull gently, please. Thank you."
How many parents are going to have to get their kids to figure out how to open it?
How many more are just going to toss it aside, and say, "Pitter patter, let's get at 'er!"
only 4 hands? i regularly encounter packaging for other things that require 15 hands and small industrial machinery to open
Please, keep taking consent more to the extreme
The social deregulation of sex (it used to go hand in hand with marriage, even in Europe!) has created a bit of chaos.
I, for one, enjoy not living in a Puritan theocracy.
All-or-nothing thinking is not too productive... and nobody said hedonism wasn't fun!
People making choices for themselves doesn’t fit in your world view?
Everyone makes choices for themselves. That's an attempt at a childish hedonistic argument ("bro, YOLO, why so serious?"). Marriage is nothing more and nothing less than publicly asserting your decision to be a couple and start a family unit, with the assent of your community. Today there are rites and legal documents to sign but it's the same at its core, which is why cohabitation laws making some sense. If you've met the in laws and take your partnership seriously, that's it. But many people today are pure unthinking hedonists and way past the age of discovery (+25, c'mon, even your brain is fully formed!), or too fearful to start a relationship with another human being in earnest, and that's it I guess.
Can it be two pairs of hands?
The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!!
Is there one that requires 6 hands for thruples?
You need double consent if one of them wants to use a condom? I don't get it
What horny fuck is even gonna buy this shit? Any broad that demands this is gonna be of the “Ill, I’m not kissing that thing” variety.
Wow, I haven't heard that term in 30 years.
You’re welcome, bucko.
A machamp? I’d buy one to avoid having to find someone to trade with.
This entire post + thread is cursed
(Ignoring that it's an art piece for a second)
As a man, you should always be the one who provides the condom. It is literally your last chance to opt out from pregnancy. If the woman isn't comfortable with that, then go buy condoms together.
Sure, the jimmy hat is not optional. Aside from pregnancy, that pastrami sandwich could be ripe with stds (standard salmonella). But one that requires a coordinated opening is absurd. Like putting a child proof cap on a life saving drug.
Bethany Hamilton is apparently stoppable.
She's a transphobe, disappointingly:
https://surfequity.org/surf-journal/2023/2/27/nicely-transphobic
Well that sucks.
Do You think he has 2 dicks?
I hope so
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