i'm a grown man but i'll take the witch or wife job

I'll come haunt that bookshop for a nominal fee :D

I'd love to be a forest witch but the public transport may have less options.

Haunted bookshop sounds good too, but that might involve dealing with customers and I'm not suited for that.

Dress for the job you want!

Can I be the rich wife’s vampire? She can be poor but I really want to be her hot vampire wife.

If I wasn't stupidly allergic I would live day and night in a room full of books, may it be the library, the book store or a garage filled with em.

I'm like a book-moth (eurk actually, I hate moths), a book vampire where the books are in sunlight.

Catch me on that haunted bookshop grind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXvzYOHTGW4

Oh, that's hard. Haunted Bookshop owner I think. Get to read books all the time, and talk with people from different times and places. Bring spirits comfort, share stories, etc. I'd want a book club as well, for the spirits and the living. And it would be like a little hole in the wall, a blink and you'll miss it kind of door but inside it'll be lovely.

I'd want it to attract people in trouble. Running from someone or something, you'll find yourself at my shop, with the perfect book. Maybe even get advice from someone who's been in your shoes before.