Yes. please take him.

"Elon has too much government information to go to Russia!"

Y'all, please, listen, Russia already has our government information. The important thing to note here is that whether Elon runs off to Moscow or not, Russia making the offer may well drive a wedge between Russia and Trump. That, in and of itself, is good news. Trump has very few political allies at this point, with most of the world turning against him and trusting the US less. If he is even further alienated, there's a decent chance his party loses reelection or refuses to go along with his insane 3rd term plans. It'll take us a long time to rebuild international goodwill, but alienating Trump is a good thing.

Happy to proven wrong is there's an aspect I'm not considering here, but in my mind when the fascist fight each other it's good for the rest of us. Makes them easier to tackle, especially if the nonfash (and specifically the left) can unify.

I seriously applaud whoever managed to push that through.

I don't support anything they do, but that is top tier comedy.

I mean Putin already has his ear. Guess they want the rest of him.

Do it. Pull a Steven Seagal.

From Ketamine to Krokodil, hell yeah I hope Elon takes Putler up on that offer

So it is all theatre.

Because Russia is now involved in the "fued." Orchastraited by the Kremlin no doubt. Is it to set up reasoning to help Elon avoid legal consequences in exchange for money? Data? Is it to distract from the funding bill and policies being enacted to kill 258,000,000 Americans?

No, no, no.

I live in Finland and that is too close.

Russia must be loving this. Now nobody is talking about a third of their air force being wiped out by toy drones.

If Musk actually does go to Russia, then I think any of his American investments will be up for grabs. That would be quite entertaining.

That would not end well.

He should do it.

Of course he can, he's earned it several time over. He's done more damage to the US on Russia's behalf than 50 years of Cold War ever did.

If his story ends in defenestration I would be tickled.

He'd have a good time there with the others who got asylum... Assad, Yanukovych, Marsalek, ...

That would be the dumbest thing he could possibly do to himself. Honestly I hope he is smarter than that because Putin would turn him upside down and shake him until every last nickel falls out of his pockets, and put it all into the war effort against the Ukraine.

yeah let’s let elon elope to one of our most significant international rivals after letting him plunder virtually every datapoint owned by the federal government. i look forward to the russian bot farms becoming personalized down to the individual.

i mean no offense but are you guys that are cheering for this fucking stupid? do you just read stuff and respond based on how it makes you feel?

he lasted 6.7 longer than truss.

Take it! I mean, people act like he “owns” his companies but he owns like 8% of Tesla and SpaceX is probably similar. No one gives a shit about his monkey torture project and X+xAI is worthless. Boring Company isn’t doing anything. And if you’re the “CEO” of more than one company, you’re actually running zero. He’s a mascot. We could probably be rid of him for less than the price of widening an interstate for ignorant reasons.

Wait I'm out of the loop, musk and trump have been fighting?

Of course they would, think of how much data this guy has that he could provide.

This is fucking hilarious

Great, a new country for Musk to rule over

Brought to you out of the playbook:

Why elon musk doesn't just leave? he have money, he can be doing anything, he can be learning how to bake, or, improving his gaming skills without the media eye