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[-] zymagoras777@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

No because scientists discovered that this food causes smol pp energy in you.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Please put this text over a The Pack skeleton

Idk who df y'all are but pot roast is still 100% a northeast Pennsylvania thing.

[-] figjam@midwest.social 11 points 1 day ago

Yes, but we also include turnips and rutabaga. I've been tempted to add beets but don't want it to look like a murder

[-] ReiRose@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Sometimes it's ok if it looks like murder and it's just normal food

[-] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

I do once in awhile, usually if I see a good looking pot roast on sale. I usually use this recipe, it's for beef stew but it also works as the liquid for a pot roast. https://www.fromvalerieskitchen.com/classic-stovetop-beef-stew/#wprm-recipe-container-60964

[-] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The easiest pot roast recipe:

  • One chuck roast
  • Carrots
  • Potatoes
  • 1 head of garlic
  • Onion
  • Two packets of brown gravy mix.
  • Two packets of ranch dressing mix (yes, really).
  • Two packets of Italian dressing mix (yes, really).
  • Browning & seasoning sauce.
  • Beef stock
  1. Combine packets in a bowl, and stir to evenly combine.
  2. Rub pot roast with a few dashes of browning sauce, until evenly covered.
  3. Chop carrots and potatoes into large chunks. Slice onion
  4. Peel garlic cloves.
  5. Fuckin throw everything into a slow cooker.
  6. Sprinkle seasoning mix over everything.
  7. Add about an inch of beef stock to the bottom of the pot.
  8. Set slow cooker to low, and fuck off for like 8-10 hours. Or if you’re using a leaner cut of meat, set to high and fuck off for 5’ish hours instead.
[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 41 points 2 days ago

....I can't find it.

Where's the Ed Sheeran bit? I'm sure there's a reference in there.

Is he the carrot? He's the carrot, isn't he?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago
[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

The potato?

Hmm... Maybe potato.

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 2 days ago

Carrot. Because he is a ginger. Like carrot top.

[-] suodrazah@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

All the time.

[-] Chev@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Stop cooking meat. No need for it anymore.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

You should do if it’s chicken in particular.

[-] LengAwaits@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

You don't have to use meat if you don't eat it.

Seitan roast with potatoes, onions, and carrots is divine.

Highly recommend this recipe.

[-] SCmSTR 2 points 1 day ago

I've tried. The bioavailability of nutrients in meat fits my adhd, lifestyle, and finances better. Without meat, I'm.... even more useless than I normally am.

[-] shiftymccool@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Sooooo... Eat it raw?

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago
[-] Paddzr@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

4 ingredients;!?!? Who can afford that? Best I can do is 2.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

nothing beats onions and carrots anyway

[-] Lexam@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Pretty common here in the Midwest.

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Wife makes it at least once a month.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah she needs to add a little more salt on the carrots

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I'm not British, so I don't cook my roast.

[-] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 days ago
[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I roast the roast, as it's proper.

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 2 days ago

They eat it raw.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago

Fuck yeah, I'm making one this weekend actually

[-] Lawnmaster9000@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

📡📡📡

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 13 points 2 days ago

I prefer to do my roasts on a bed of aromatic mirepoix. I'll cook the potatoes separately.

[-] irishPotato@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

(Click saving) this guy (and myself) move the potatoes to another ceramic, add celery to the carrot-onion mix & chop that and leave it under the roast

[-] Gronk@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Bit more info, this is a common combination for stocks, soups and stews in French cuisine, traditionally 2:1:1 ratio onions to carrots and celery.

In Italian cuisine the essentially same thing is Sofrito, there is also the Cajun Holy Trinity which varies ingredients but is for similar purposes.

This is kind of a staple for a lot of quality cooking, you should at least make a stock from scratch at some point in your life and you'll see why these combinations are so important if you do so.

[-] ChocoboEnthusiast@leminal.space 11 points 2 days ago

Ngl, I hate cooked carrots. But I'll throw the rest together in a pan with a pack of Lipton French Onion soup mix. Reminds me of my grandma.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago
[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Boiling gets the sweet carrot flavor out of the carrot and into the stew. It's like onions and celery, the point is not to have mushy bits of formerly flavorful vegetables, but to have those flavors in the food. If you're making a mirepoix for soup or stew, it is a mistake to leave big chunks or slices of carrot intact.

Roasted carrots are different, though, I agree.

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Carrots in a stew, great. Boiled carrots as a side dish? Let's throw all that flavor down the sink. See you in hell aunt Ellen

[-] shutz@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

When my mom roasts a turkey, she puts onions, leek, celery and, yes, carrots around and under the turkey. She uses a rôtissoire that keeps most of the moisture inside, such that the turkey essentially bastes itself during the roasting.

Once the turkey's done, she takes it out and uses the mix of juices and vegetables left in the pan to make the gravy. Sometimes, she'll add one or two pouches of turkey gravy mix, especially if there's a lot of people to feed and she wants to have more gravy, but sometimes, all she does is purée the veggies into the juices, maybe add some water and corn starch to thicken everything, and that's our gravy! The carrots definitely add a sweetness, not to mention color to the gravy.

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[-] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

https://bakinghermann.com/zeytinyagli-pirasa-turkish-leeks-with-olive-oil/

I just made this recipe. I eat carrots raw all the time, rarely cooked. This recipe surprised me, the carrots were very, very good.

They're chopped and cooked on the stovetop, boiled carrots are blasphemy, this recipe was god teir tho

[-] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

Pot roast? Cook pot roast? No, beef is too expensive, I just cook the pot.

[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Nothing wrong with a pork roast.

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[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

I'm more into beef stew than roast beef but man I'd love to be able to pick some up from fast food place

[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Nah. Nothing wrong with it, but I either don't have time for roast or have better things (to my taste) to cook with that time.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Crock pot or pressure cooker will work just fine, just set the timer

[-] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

That's one of the meals I first cook when Fall begins, and a big 'ol vat of 5 meat chili.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I haven't done that for at least two weeks.

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