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I have no confidence that Tesla will fix this before the planned Robo-Taxi rollout in Austin in 2 weeks.

After all, they haven't fixed it in the last 9 years that self-driving Teslas have been on the road.

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[-] Two_Hangmen@midwest.social 61 points 2 months ago

Much like the mass shootings in the U.S., there's literally no solution for this. /s

[-] AcidicBasicGlitch@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

Well, what are we 'aposta do?!

Strangle these defenseless corporations with the same kind of regulations we continue to create and impose on small businesses? Do you even know who their father is?!

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[-] nuko147@lemm.ee 52 points 2 months ago

So, the USA people are the beta testers, i guess.

[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

only Texans... (with the robotaxis)

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[-] AcidicBasicGlitch@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Might also explain why they're the only ones that seem to have all this knowledge of a population crisis that no one else is aware of.

Thank God for the technocratic elite, and their foresight to know their plans for greatness will almost certainly wipe out the entire U.S. population. Hazard of being part of the unwashed masses, I guess.

Glad they are doing all this while they simultaneously argue that a loss of our personal liberty is a small price to pay for their protection. If they weren't keeping us safe from... ::gestures vaguely:: China(?) then who would?

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[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 months ago

So motorcyclists weren't enough, they're going after kids now? Did they move their headquarters to israel?

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[-] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 months ago

I guess there's going to be a lot of heroes popping Robo-Taxi tires. To protect their community and all that.

[-] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I recall that people blocked Waymo cars at one point by simply placing orange cones in front of them. Given Teslas only use cameras I wonder if you could just slap a sticker of an orange cone (or just a splash of orange paint) on the hood and confuse it enough that it wouldn’t move…

Edit: Or, if you really want to be a dick, get some black stickers (the stronger the glue the better) and surreptitiously put them over one or more cameras.

[-] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago

Given Teslas only use cameras

This still blows my mind. My fucking robot vacuum uses LiDAR, and multi-ton vehicles on public roads use cameras? Jesus Christ.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 21 points 2 months ago

"Well you see lidar cameras are expensive. Yeah... that's the excuse. No more questions" - Tesla whenever they are asked to explain themselves

[-] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Actually the excuse Musk uses is that humans only use their eyes to drive, so that’s enough for cars as well.

Wrong on so many levels…

[-] Alaik@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago

Right... except for hearing horns, sirens or brakes screeching. Feeling a bump in the road and using the tactile feedback to determine if you should swerve or stop.

Elon Musk has been chaffeured the vast majority of his life and it shows.

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[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Correction: Robo-Taxis Hit the Child in 2 Weeks

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[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago

Did they try it with a lighter colored child?

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[-] franzcoz@feddit.cl 30 points 2 months ago

It's because it was so good that it knew it was a dummy and not a child /s

[-] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

Let's not get carried away pretending America cares too much about children dying frfr.

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

Yeah once they're out of the womb, fuck 'em. We only care about the unborn.

[-] halowpeano@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They don't actually care about the unborn either. They just want women to suffer, that's always been the only goal.

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[-] venusaur@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

The article doesn’t mention anything about where the cars will be driving in Austin, but I reluctantly took a Waymo from the airport in Phoenix to a hotel and it did really well. Even slowed down for a guy who was jaywalking.

It ended up taking longer than expected because apparently they’re either require or trained on different roads than you would normally take (e.g. no highways). It did such a good job, though, that I ended up taking a Waymo a second time while there.

All this to say that it may not be ready for all roads, but is ready for some. Definitely still scary though.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 74 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I believe Waymo has a better set of sensors (Lidar + Radar+ Cameras instead of just cameras), more processing power, and more research / time / resources spent on it compared to Tesla.

So it's not that we aren't ready for self driving taxis, but rather about which cars are ready to provide that service

[-] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

I think Waymo is also trying to prioritize safety. I was in San Francisco recently and took one, just out of curiosity, from my hotel to a Giants game. It seemed to stop when pedestrian traffic got heavy instead of going all the way to the stadium. So, like three blocks from the stadium. No biggie. I might have told a human taxi driver I could walk from there.

I’m not sure if it’s a California regulation or Waymo trying to play it safe but I will never get in a self-driving car regulated by Texas and designed to the specifications of one of history’s biggest dumbasses.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Working with cities to regulate self-driving and plan out specific routes/infrastructure was always going to be the only path to widespread adoption but Elon was too busy grifting off bullshit claims like everyone's Teslas moonlighting as self-driving taxis and paying for themselves.

[-] venusaur@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Makes sense. There were sensors alll over that thing.

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[-] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 27 points 2 months ago

Waymo is really interesting - you probably wouldn't guess it, I'm a cautiously optimistic autonomy person! Waymo is already 12x safer than human drivers, that's brilliant, I love that.

Teslas will (allegedly) start on a small, low-complexity street grid in Austin. exact size TBA. Presumably, they're mapping the shit out of it and throwing compute power at analyzing their existing data for that postage stamp.

The rub... that all points out the obvious danger of rolling out the wild-west FSD that Tesla drivers are currently employing everywhere else. If it's safe enough to trust to drive your car for you, why does it need a ton of additional guard-rails to operate without a safety driver?

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[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 23 points 2 months ago

I am optimistic about self driving, just not Teslas. Unlike other self driving cars, Tesla is exlusively reliant on cameras. Others, like Waymo, have cameras, lidarr sensors and radar.

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

It's weird--Tesla at least projected some sort of 'higher-end' quality back when they first started coming around but as time has gone on it's proven itself to be a very cheaply-made vehicle.

The fact they insist on using their proven-inferior tech for FSD tells you all you need to know: they aren't looking to innovate or even bring themselves up to modern standards. They are determined to make their cars with the cheapest, shittiest tech and they'll just grease the right palms in order to proceed as necessary.

[-] DarkShaggy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

If their "AI" wind shield wipers could identify.....rain?....I'd be more hopeful about identifying a child.

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

Can't wait for the robo taxis to get vandalized.

Barring that, can't wait until they fail miserably.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Move fast and break things!

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Move fast and break ~~things~~ schoolchildren!

[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I still don't get how anyone thought this notion was ever considered a good strategy for anything... it clearly shows these people have no skin in the game because there is no way they would break their own things

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[-] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Did you mean: Move fast and murder children?

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[-] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 16 points 2 months ago

I wonder if the FSD disengaged mere seconds before impact so Tesla can blame anything but their shitty software.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Tesla be like: Yeet the child!

[-] Grizzlyboy@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

It hits the road in America. And considering the state of that country, this isn’t even near the list of problems atm.

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[-] hornedfiend@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

Worth saving this article for future class actions. Go go go!

[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Well DUH! It's trained off of the asshats who drive them, and most of them blow right past flashing red school buses and stop signs.

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