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I thought either a wedding planner or marriage councellor, someone who's supposed to help you in your relationship. And obviously family members.

Feel free to mention personal experiences.

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[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 87 points 2 years ago

My neighbor cheated with his partner's sister, and now lives with the sister. The most aggravating part of it is that he has kids with both. Every other week his ex has to come by to drop off her kids at her sister's house since they share custody. From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.

[-] Krachsterben@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago

Wow, so the kids are half siblings and cousins at the same time. Food for thought

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[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 55 points 2 years ago
[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 years ago
[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 11 points 2 years ago

We aim to please.

[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago

Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?

That’s pretty bad, perhaps outshined only by your and your partner’s child

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[-] Narrrz@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

satan? when did you join the fediverse?

[-] Unsustainable@lemmy.today 35 points 2 years ago

Wow. A 30 year old AIDS joke? On my Lemmy?

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[-] Hyzerflip@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

The one that we made a sexy time video years ago that I have since forgotten that it was still in on my computer, that she found and it caused a big argument.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 years ago

Didn't have to personalise your reply 😭

[-] Hyzerflip@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

You said feel free to mention personal experiences…you didn’t say they had to be MY personal experiences.

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[-] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 31 points 2 years ago

Hitler, probably. I feel like that might be quite bad.

I always thought that people who liked, um… “cold” partners preferred them fresh or nearly so.

Is there anything left of him except bones?

Ok that’s enough internet for me…

[-] GARlactic@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

I know you're joking, but I don't think there's even bones. The KGB destroyed his remains.

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[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago

When both people in a relationship are in the leadership of an organization, it's a serious problem when one of them cheats with someone else also in the leadership of that organization. A friend of mine was part of an organization where this happened, the drama was terrible.

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Was your friend inside an HBO show?

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

Oh my god how can you even stay there after that

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[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 12 points 2 years ago

Her sister. They're close, and it would be devastating to her.

[-] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Piers Morgan. Sucks to be cheated on, but imagine he was the one your partner preferred. That shit would stay with you for life.

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Their ex after me, I would suppose. That'd sting.

[-] Narrrz@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

I'm torn between partner's family member, partner's best friend, & partner's ex.

[-] Wookie@artemis.camp 6 points 2 years ago
[-] dom@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Everyone is porquing everyone

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[-] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 8 points 2 years ago

The answer is…. D) all of the above/ and below!

[-] beteljuice@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Kim Dot Com

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Anyone, but also 2x anyone with an incurable std.

[-] lockewiggins@lazysoci.al 5 points 2 years ago

I also choose this guys wife

[-] YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] spauldo@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

Time to update Wikipedia's List of Sexually Active Popes.

If there was ever an article that deserved This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it, it's this one.

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

lol I think my spouse would be more confused than upset

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Your brother who your a conjoined twin with

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There's only one right answer to this question and it's the one person that will make him/her feel stupid for trusting you, AKA "the friend you told them not to worry about"

[-] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Their sibling, or parent.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago
[-] baronvonj@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

First one then the other

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Your partner, disguised as another person.

You cheated, except you didn't even actually cheat.

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