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[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Dammit this story is fake. I was hoping she had succeeded.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 69 points 1 week ago

Wait, are people censoring the word “kidnap” now?

[-] Flamekebab@piefed.social 72 points 1 week ago

I'd support a Lemmy-wide ban on posts with pro-advertiser censorship.

[-] prole 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Gotta be one of the most annoying aspects of the modern internet. God forbid a child reads the word "suicide".

[-] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Y*s, that’s a very aggressive w*rd.

[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago
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[-] Denvil@lemmy.one 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Exclaation marks are clearly too agressive, going to need you to cen*or that

Edit: Ah fu*k it's just italicizing... uh...

[-] itslilith 1 points 6 days ago

fuck you

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[-] orenj@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 week ago

no they're farming for engagement from people like you, and then with people like me explaining the tech

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

lol farming for engagement on lemmy? One of the, like, 10,000 people worldwide trying to get points that aren’t even counted? Doubtful

[-] brb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Just more reasons to ban them here

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wo*h, n* re*son t* b* p*sting s*ch do*ble pl*s n*t g*od w*rds *n th* int*rnet, m* fr*end!

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Oh I don't know man it doesn't even register with me anymore

[-] BMW_stick@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

I COMPLETELY get it. And if anyone succeeds, I'll kidnap them in a heartbeat.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is exactly why nobody has announced they've cured aging. The scientists are all afraid of being kidnapped.

A thing that keeps me from believing in any conspiracy theory about aging having been cured and only being reserved for the powerful is because of people like Elon, Bezos, Trump, and O'Connell. They're each powerful in their own way, and none of them are aging gracefully. O'Connell looks like the fucking Pale Man.

Seriously. Nobody's seen these two in the same room at the same time. Coincidence? I think not.

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

For years I've read about scientists creating a bacteria that would live in our mouth and produce stuff that would kill cavity-causing bacteria, and how it was almost ready. If we nabbing scientists, I'm tempted to get one of them.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

"You get a scientist, and you get a scientist... everyone gets a scientist!"

With my luck, I'd get a mycologist or something.

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Listen, if any branch of science is going to crack immortality, it's the mycologists, 100%. Mushrooms are really, really, really fucking weird.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Preventive John Wick

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Where's Jiankui He when you need him?

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