James, Bames Jond : memes

[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 177 points 4 months ago

Rebecca ass is shockingly tame for old James Bond

Pussy Galore is unironically a character name in Goldfinger (1964)

[-] SharkWeek 48 points 4 months ago

Bonus fun fact: In the original book Pussy Galore is a lesbian who who gets raped straight by James Bond's magical penis.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

Such a romantic

[-] Stamau123@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

It was a simpler time ..

[-] HiddenLychee@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

😬

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

There was a movie named Octopussy

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago

I thought that's the one Pussy Galore is in?

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Pussy Galore was in Goldfinger.

[-] some_dude@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

Strike that. Reverse it.

[-] HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Aside from Pussy Galore, another favorite inappropriate Bond moment I enjoy is from The Man with the Golden Gun. Bond approaches an Asian woman skinny dipping in a pool and asks her for her name.

She responds: "Chew Mee"

Bond: "Really!?...."

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

She needed to get something off her chest.

[+] Stamets@lemmy.world 56 points 4 months ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

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[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

As long as they're not as Bourne-y as Craig's…

Yeah. The Venn diagram of good Bond has a bit of Austin Powers and Inspector Gadget overlap, not Bourne.

[-] solrize@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 months ago

Craig was more like the Bond books I thought? A few of the earlier ones like On Her Majesty's Secret Service followed the books, but the rest were way out there. I don't think I've seen any of the Craig films all the way through though. I saw part of one on TV.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

The Craig films certainly showed the more cold, gritty side of Bond that was portrayed in the books, but that wasn't really the intent of the earlier films. The earlier films were made more lighthearted and fun on purpose, really only following the books for the basic story. Even Brosnan's Bond still kept a bit of the whimsical nature to an extent, though they certainly were catering to the 90s action audience. Craig's Brosnan more crossed into psychological thriller in my opinion, and I wasn't too big on them.

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

whimsical nature

Which is why my favorite Daniel Craig Bond moment is the Casino Royale naked torture scene. Bond telling the torturer to hit him again, then laughing because he's "scratching my balls" is peak whimsy (within the new Bond universe).

I want my Bond to be a bit silly, and that was sadly the only time they did it.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

100% agree. Half the reason I love the old Bond movies was because they were so goofy, along with some good action scenes and a fun storyline. The new stuff just strikes me as big budget boxoffice grabs. They aren't bad, but they aren't 007. That said, the newer Casino Royale was miles better than the 1967 version. I love Peter Sellers, but that movie tried way too hard and failed miserably.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

What do you get if you overlap the other three? deadpool maybe

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

The opening of casino royal is about as borne as it should get.

[-] moakley@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Craig has actually said that the serious tone was a reaction to Austin Powers existing. It was too on the nose.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 25 points 4 months ago

Sometimes I wonder if all the James Bonds are the same person, or if "James Bond" is like "The Dread Pirate Roberts".

Poor fella lost his wife on his wedding day. He has loads of trama of his own.

[-] SharkWeek 11 points 4 months ago

On Her Majesty's Secret Service the second actor to play the role gets beaten up, after which he says "this never happened to the other guy!"

[-] hexabs@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Do with that what you will..

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

I think they're all the same.

In Evil Genius 2, John Steele becomes that though.

[-] DarkGamer@fedia.io 8 points 4 months ago

Inappropriate James Bond moments

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Source: comedy writer Zach Dunn. Giving credit is cool.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago

Oh my God, Becky...look at your butt.

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