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[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 99 points 7 hours ago

Rebecca ass is shockingly tame for old James Bond

Pussy Galore is unironically a character name in Goldfinger (1964)

[-] SharkWeek 10 points 1 hour ago

Bonus fun fact: In the original book Pussy Galore is a lesbian who who gets raped straight by James Bond's magical penis.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Such a romantic

[-] HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Aside from Pussy Galore, another favorite inappropriate Bond moment I enjoy is from The Man with the Golden Gun. Bond approaches an Asian woman skinny dipping in a pool and asks her for her name.

She responds: "Chew Mee"

Bond: "Really!?...."

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 21 points 2 hours ago

There was a movie named Octopussy

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 23 minutes ago

I thought that's the one Pussy Galore is in?

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

Pussy Galore was in Goldfinger.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 16 points 6 hours ago

Sometimes I wonder if all the James Bonds are the same person, or if "James Bond" is like "The Dread Pirate Roberts".

Poor fella lost his wife on his wedding day. He has loads of trama of his own.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 21 minutes ago

I think they're all the same.

In Evil Genius 2, John Steele becomes that though.

[-] SharkWeek 1 points 1 hour ago

On Her Majesty's Secret Service the second actor to play the role gets beaten up, after which he says "this never happened to the other guy!"

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 42 points 8 hours ago

And this is why I'm not bothered by Amazon taking it over.

James Bond has always been bizarre with tone. Each Bond is different. As long as they're not as Bourne-y as Craig's then I'll be fine. But them stealing bonds quips and gadgets and women... The fuck? You made British Jason Bourne with more trauma and less of an ability to cope with it.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 24 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

As long as they're not as Bourne-y as Craig's…

Yeah. The Venn diagram of good Bond has a bit of Austin Powers and Inspector Gadget overlap, not Bourne.

[-] solrize@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 hours ago

Craig was more like the Bond books I thought? A few of the earlier ones like On Her Majesty's Secret Service followed the books, but the rest were way out there. I don't think I've seen any of the Craig films all the way through though. I saw part of one on TV.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 1 hour ago

The Craig films certainly showed the more cold, gritty side of Bond that was portrayed in the books, but that wasn't really the intent of the earlier films. The earlier films were made more lighthearted and fun on purpose, really only following the books for the basic story. Even Brosnan's Bond still kept a bit of the whimsical nature to an extent, though they certainly were catering to the 90s action audience. Craig's Brosnan more crossed into psychological thriller in my opinion, and I wasn't too big on them.

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 2 points 10 minutes ago

whimsical nature

Which is why my favorite Daniel Craig Bond moment is the Casino Royale naked torture scene. Bond telling the torturer to hit him again, then laughing because he's "scratching my balls" is peak whimsy (within the new Bond universe).

I want my Bond to be a bit silly, and that was sadly the only time they did it.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 points 1 minute ago

100% agree. Half the reason I love the old Bond movies was because they were so goofy, along with some good action scenes and a fun storyline. The new stuff just strikes me as big budget boxoffice grabs. They aren't bad, but they aren't 007. That said, the newer Casino Royale was miles better than the 1967 version. I love Peter Sellers, but that movie tried way too hard and failed miserably.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 hours ago

What do you get if you overlap the other three? deadpool maybe

[-] fakeplastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago

A different tone isn't what we should be worried about, it's that they'll turn it into Russo brothers shit like Citadel. The only reason Fallout was good is because it's Nolan/Joy in charge.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Moonraker.

Your argument is invalid.

Being shit is sort of part of Bond tradition

Edit: This comment was meant to be jokey but re-reading it, that tone isn't really achieved.

My point was just that Bond movies have a series of being all over the place. I mean we have gotten a lot of insane bullshit in the past. And while the original movies were more 'serious', they also had way more camp and fun than the Craig ones do. I love the Craig ones for what they are but they're a very gritty take on Bond. I just hope it doesn't become the default.

[-] fakeplastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago

Sure, but I'd rather watch an earnestly bad Moonraker than some algorithm driven streaming slop like The Tomorrow War or The Electric State. The argument isn't that all Bond movies are good, it's that modern blockbusters are empty.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

And there are plenty of Bond movies that are empty. Tomorrow Never Dies is the first example that comes screaming into mind.

I just think you're all getting insanely defeatist about something that hasn't occured yet.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago

Oh my God, Becky...look at your butt.

[-] DarkGamer@fedia.io 6 points 7 hours ago
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