I wax nostalgic for the days when newsy-type articles didn't start with "so I saw this one thing by my house" with the intent to imply a larger impact.

And fuck teslers.

I suspect Trumpy-Trump will outfit the whole u.s. army with a whole shitload of Tesla vehicles. One thing we all know is that the rich help the rich stay rich.

I mean it makes sense.

I wouldn't drive them if they covered the insurance and they gave them away.

Womp womp

Why is their stock going up. Mmm. Another conspiracy theory?

Well … good!