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[-] Haus@kbin.earth 32 points 4 days ago

Not all Draculas have castles, just Vampire because he was a Count.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 days ago

I think having 600 years for your investments would give you access to enough wealth to buy a nice house

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

This assumes the vampire is decent with finances.

[-] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 5 points 4 days ago

I'd be pissed that i have to keep changing banks, because they go bankrupt too often... Like, can't one use the same financial institution for 1000 years without worrying about it?

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 12 points 4 days ago

Count Vampire was quite a legendary dracula

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Dyslecsic fix: Dracul was the noble living in a castle. Vampires live anywhere.

[-] whysteria 20 points 4 days ago

You guys, I've been trying to spray paint a display case for nearly 2 years now. I think I'm over halfway done, but my partner insisted we throw away the cardboard I was using because it was outside for 2 winters and it's been throught a lot neocat, cry

[-] SippyCup@feddit.nl 17 points 4 days ago

I have an urgent request for you.

I need to see a finished photo of this display case, I think it'll look really cool when it's done. But I will only care for like, another weekend. So it's urgent, it's gotta be done soon or you'll lose precious internet points!

[-] SatanClaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 days ago

Fuck. I have a desk half together in my garage. It's been. Three years. Lol. I'll buy that desktop someday!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

Yes, I have one there as well. I even need it a lot of the times, would improve my life somewhat if put together. But there has been no hint that this would be the year.

[-] Foreigner@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

This seems to imply that death is the only way we'll ever escape that pile of clean laundry you have yet to put away.

[-] King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 3 points 3 days ago

Can you think of any other way that seems likely?

[-] Foreigner@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I never knew laundry could be so threatening.

[-] kattfisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago

I recently played Curse of Strahd and that dude had food that had been sitting out since before he was a vampire and entire rooms full of cobwebs.

[-] Ruthalas@infosec.pub 6 points 4 days ago

Pretty sure that's what the thralls are for.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago

Maybe the whole trope of "Vampire Lord manipulates thralls by promising to turn them into vampires, but never actually does it" is actually just because of ADHD causing them to never get round to it.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

The backlog of video games and books would literally never end.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago

why would i put it together? the box it is still inside of works perfectly fine

[-] dwindling7373@feddit.it 7 points 4 days ago

What's embarassing about that? It's my stuff I decide how, when or why to dispose of them.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Connically they do! Or maybe something else

If being chased by a vampire, the advice is scatter seeds on the ground, the vampire will be compelled to stop and count them

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 4 days ago

Hahaha, oh damn..

I get anxiety from unfinished shit laying around the house.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

(Yes, that it's a core part of adhd unfinished protects - it's not that we don't abandon some projects or just don't want to do them, that to, but the memey is about the projects we would like to do, even enjoy, about projects we think about daily, about projects that give us anxiety through sheer fatigue of thinking about it for so long. We are exhausted.)

this post was submitted on 16 May 2025
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