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Yes sir, brain (i.imgur.com)

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[-] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 22 points 3 days ago

Noooo… You got it all wrong, it’s the bottom soil you gotta slap. SMH

(If they gave their consent of course)

[-] spooky2092 4 points 3 days ago

Brat by slapping the top soil, it can't go badly.

[-] MummysLittleBloodSlut 1 points 3 days ago

What about cutting the bottom soil open and letting all the dirt spill out? 🤤

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 3 days ago

Something satisfying about touching grass and slapping the soil.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Toxic gardening culture.

[-] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 days ago

Is that a thing people do, is it?

[-] katja 7 points 3 days ago

Get out of my head

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

Top soil, bottom soil, bottom of a top soil ...

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

I have managed to restrain myself from doing that, but I always regret it

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

slap 🖐️

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