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[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 89 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

OK, now I need to know.

... tl;dr: a combination of "optimal seed dispersal" and breeding.

Remember the guy who claimed bananas are a sign of god's existence because they are optimally shaped for inserting in your mouth? (edit: the banana is an atheist's nightmare)

[-] puppycat 69 points 2 months ago

I need to find me a banana that feels so good in my mouth it makes me believe in god

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago

A good Christian would swallow it whole

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Those crackers might be the body of Christ but the banana is the holy dong of Christ.

[-] Bosht@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Man that phrasing really got me, lmao. Thanks for the chuckle.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That's the wrong end if you want to see god.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago

Bananas are optimally shaped to be inserted into other orifices in our bodies .... God is either super intelligent or just has a bad sense of humour.

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

lol ..... God designing bananas and the corresponding openings of the human body

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

sorry for the reminder that POS exists

[-] Wytch@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron. High caliber idiots.

[-] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Well if bananas are so well designed why do they have a 1 in 6 chance to go extinct

[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

So we can evolve the mult-nanas

[-] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 months ago

I just assumed it was like how ships have bulk heads to isolate damage.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

"Someone sees a soda can, and knows it must have a creator."

I guess the watchmaker argument was a bit too high brow for this guy.

[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago

It does not. Most fruit in western world is cherrypicked through generations to increase favourable proportions of f000d.

An unaltered banana looks much different and has less flesh, same likely goes for oranges, I think.

You can’t trust me, I don’t know shit tho. Perhaps take what I wrote and turn it upside the fuck down…

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

Whelp, guess I'm not getting any work done today then:-|

this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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