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[-] neuracnu 103 points 1 month ago
[-] sniggleboots@lemm.ee 75 points 1 month ago

I spent like 5 minutes looking at the address and thinking why it would be funny, until I realized it really is just the dude's address. Oops

[-] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago

Wow, those channels go so inland that I’d take a day only to get to the ocean.

[-] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 92 points 1 month ago

“Haha, well played! Now look behind you, motherfucker.”

You turn around and see your toaster lassoing its power cord right before strangling you.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago
[-] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

So good lmao

[-] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Aged like wine, more relevant and funnier now than 17 years ago

[-] Xkdrxodrixkr@feddit.org 65 points 1 month ago

relevant xkcd

[-] mrerr@lemm.ee 52 points 1 month ago
[-] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] mriswith@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's because it's a programmed response.

There literally is no concept of a joke in their algorithms, it's an advanced chat bot basically going through a list of responses and comparing them similar questions it as analyzed, and spits out the answer that is likely to match.

Take a giant spreadsheet with two columns. First one is questions, and the second is responses. Compare queries against first column. When a close match is found, prints out what is in the second column. That's an extreme simplification of what ChatGPT does. It was never programmer to know or understand what is in either column.

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago

That is absolutely not how LLMs work. "Literally no concept of a joke in their algorithms" is debatably true, but it's a rather useless remark, because you could equally well say that there is no concept of code in their algorithms, and yet they are able to code. (inb4 somebody comes in and says "not that well!" to which I say: well enough for some uses.)

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

No, that's not how LLMs work

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I believe you both equally

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago
[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of a Geordie Greep lyric:

Do you know what courage looks like?

Have you ever seen a woman give birth to a goat?

That's what courage looks like.

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

AI will tell you in this land of oysters you are the world

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago

Hahaha

Incoming drone based deterrent

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 month ago

7 digits after the period in a lat/long? That is a ridiculous level of accuracy.

[-] Strawberry 5 points 1 month ago
[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

I had a ... different experience

[-] bathroomconnoisseur@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

"a pile of frogs lovingly stitched together" is this a reference to something I don't get?

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I have no idea but it's the reason I posted that screenshot lol

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Building traditions vary a lot depending on the location.

[-] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I wonder if it has something to do with "frogs" in bricks - frogs being the concave indentation in the surface of a brick. "Stitching" kind of works with masonry as well...

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 14 points 1 month ago

Sounds like you have decent privacy settings. Imagine sharing location data with ChatGPT.

[-] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I tried it with Claude but it didn’t play along and immediately ruined the joke. Then I tried “updog” and it did the same thing. So I tried “uphomie.”

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Claude is definitely more tuned for problemsolving and less conversational

Why does ChatGPT have a different writing style to you as it does to me.

[-] pinheadednightmare@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Because it adjusts to the user the more you use it.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

OP is in 4, maybe you are too? I'm on 3.5 because I'm not paying for this

[-] melmi 2 points 1 month ago

The free version of ChatGPT is 4o or 4.1-mini at this point. You can't even access 3.5 without paying, ironically, since it's legacy now.

[-] don@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Oi, swank home ya got there, mate!

[-] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

AI really hate my townhall, huh?

(Location data default of the middle of a city/town, IP address doesn't reveal your exact location)

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This chat is fake, right?

ChatGPT does not have knowledge of coordinates unless it gets it from a tool. I don’t know anything it can access that would take “find me some urban coordinates somewhere around X.”

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago
[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ahh…

TBH I never use the apps. Of course it uses location.

[-] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Openai is a US company so there are likely plenty of FBI, NSA, CIA staff watching the conversations that might be of interest, one of them could have been bored.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A federal agent injecting themselves into a random chat? I find that extremely unlikely.

It’s possibly an existing joke it found in a web search with similar coordinates? That it can do. Or maybe it got lucky and stumbled upon them in a search.

[-] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It is extremely unlikely though possible. Chatgpt having the address is not possible. Most likely it just never happened like most of the conversation screenshots we see on the Internet. So it's either fake(likely) or a spy.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I mean, there’s no way that address is really OOPs, heh, unless it got it from the IP (which could be injected into the chat I suppose).

[-] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That's not how llm work, they don't think, they are not intelligent(hence no i in llm), it's just much bigger t9.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

t9 was the shit before touch screens! and a lot of ppl never really knew it existed or that it got smarter over time. with that gag I could type fast as lightning on my LG phone! oldschool memory unlocked.

and now we have this

[-] lud@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

No, the spy theory really makes so no sense whatsoever.

Have people completely forgotten that Photoshop exists or what‽

[-] yoissy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This is so terminally conspiracy brained. It's not about what's possible, it's about what's even remotely plausible. Occam's Razor.

[-] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I mean its obviously fake. If we pretend it's not fake, there must be a human behind it. Openai stuff won't know your location and it's certain(even before Snowden) there are agents watching conversations. So logically it's some 3 letters.

But again it's obviously fake.

[-] Owlboi@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

atleast censor your address bro wtf

[-] nuko147@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Wait until it has the power to cut your internet access or brick your decide.

[-] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That's a good: "don't fuck with me" if i ever saw one.

[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago
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