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I am easy to amuse (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] neuracnu 271 points 2 days ago

spoilerhttps://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-filters.html#ass

[-] domi@lemmy.secnd.me 38 points 1 day ago

I always chuckle when Jellyfin shows subtitles as "Full ASS".

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Never half ass two things. Full ass 1 thing

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 116 points 2 days ago

ASS (Advanced Substation Alpha)

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

When I took a geometry test in eighth grade, I got a point deducted because I wrote ASS instead of SSA (side-side-angle) when calculating angles and side lengths of a triangle. Still got the right answer though

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Why is that not ASA? Or even ASSA.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 days ago

Because they knew exactly what they were doing, obviously.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

Because ASS.

[-] vodka@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago

Because substation alpha is SSA so they just reversed it.

Because it's funny.

[-] ServantOfRa 6 points 2 days ago

Right in the nostalgia! Happiness is a warm genlock...

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 85 points 2 days ago

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 60 points 2 days ago

I’m so old and tired, this isn’t even funny anymore. I’ll have to explain to some junior engineer about ASS. Then management will learn about this term “ass”, and use it incorrectly at every possible opportunity. Then when no one can explain ASS, I end up being “the ass guy.”

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

HEY EVERYONE IT'S THE ASS GUY

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

The default libass shaping engine,

[-] mobotsar@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Pages are fractional now?

Man, I really gotta get with the times...

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

I've had text books that have page numbers in the corner as chapter-number. It's not unheard of. When I was in JROTC in highschool the cadet field manual had pages like this. I'm sure others did too but I specifically remember that one more because I was there for four years. (Had to be there for riflery team.)

[-] sxan@midwest.social 11 points 1 day ago

"Section". They just used the wrong word ¯\(ツ)/¯

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

The bible is an old western book that orders itself so

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 31 points 2 days ago

Wtf? Is datascope funny or am I missing something?

[-] db2@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago

This guy doesn't get the joke, everyone point and laugh!

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Ha ha ha, whoosh! Right guise?

[-] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You scrolled too far. 😆 Same as me, but I scrolled back up.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

I thought it was going to be Lenna https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna

[-] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Me too

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

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this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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