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Don't try this at home (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

My mom took away my orthodontic care as a punishment when I was a teenager, so I ended up removing my own braces.

Remember teeth are luxury bones that you need a separate subscription for in the US.

[-] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago
[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

I’m okay in that I’m an adult and will never interact with that woman ever again if I have it my way. I’m not okay in that I’m an underemployed trans man in the south.

I have epilepsy and probably TD from the time when she had me knocked out for 2 weeks on Resperdal as punishment for telling on her (she’d get too fucked up on weed and oxy to remember to pick me up from school.) PTSD specifically related to mental health care makes it very difficult to get mental health care, even if I had insurance. EMDR would probably be best for long term help, but my therapist is worried that it would trigger me to the point that I couldn’t function. I wanted to move out of state to get away from my triggers, but right now really I’m just trying to hold on to my apartment.

I’ll be okay when the child torture facility that helped her do that is closed down. Weed and art and Star Wars are here to remind me that it isn’t all pain.

[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Damn so it sounds like the answer was "no"

(Nothing but love btw)

[-] Bosht@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Jesus what a shit parent. Sorry you had to deal with that. Hope you're better now and don't have that toxicity in your life

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 157 points 2 days ago

Americans do this to avoid paying for a procedure I paid less than one day's pay for and then dare call my country a shithole.

[-] Toes@ani.social 87 points 2 days ago

Keep in mind there's over a thousand ways this goes wrong and only one way that goes well.

[-] ksigley@lemm.ee 38 points 2 days ago

So you're telling me there's a chance...

[-] Toes@ani.social 32 points 2 days ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Step 1: Be a surgeon.

Well, shit.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Also want to point out that the only other option was to die.

[-] ksigley@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

What a lad.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

and nothing of value was lost

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 66 points 2 days ago

root canal/filling

I dunno for sure but I feel like you should decide which one you’re gonna do before you start setting up. Especially if you’re DIYing it on the floor.

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I actually have a question: on a scale from 1 to 10, what is your IQ?

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

Oh, man, the risk of infection in a bone is SO high, and can easily be fatal. Very bad idea. He'd be better off yanking the tooth.

[-] Rubanski@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Especially on that nasty carpet. Just because Voyager has carpet even in sickbay, doesn't mean that it is recommended

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago
[-] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Meats and cheeses

[-] angband@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

nice. i've met a guy with stitches they gave themself more than once. probably not that uncommon in the us. My red bag has scalpels and sutures anyway. god forbid, but shit happens.

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 14 points 2 days ago
[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago

Don't see any fuji 9

[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest. How do you feel?

[-] mEEGal@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago
[-] LumpyPancakes@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Where's Wilson?

this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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