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Oh god
(sh.itjust.works)
I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬
Hairbrush. It'd fit fine, but it's got rubberized paint that's coming off the handle. :/
A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
Large banana stuffie. Could be worse.
I am currently regretting my choice to sit in the garden. About 20 concrete blocks.
A wall?!
Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go
My poor Blåhaj…
looks at radiator dubiously
Of all guitars, why did I choose a ten-string one
TP
I'm also in the bathroom, but the TP is on my right and to the left is the shower. No objects that aren't attached to the building. So, that'll be hard.
You can do it, I believe in you.
There’s a window, but just outside the window is a tall skinny CACTUS
entire crate of water bottles.
Well shit, I guess I have to re-enact 1 man 1 jar...
Oh lawd not again
Nonono... just do us a favour and don't film it. I've been scarred enough for a lifetime.
You think you're scarred? You should see my bu- you know what, I'm not making this joke.
Lol!
The wall? I wonder how that's gonna work
Small metal filling cabinet that is wider than I am, death is what I get
Cup.
Uhhhh
Either my 10in tablet, or my huge ~~ashtray~~ bowl
A towel. Idk how im gonna make this work. Maybe if soaked with enough lube or oil 🤔
Blender and a funnel!
Eww thats even worse
I reckon you could manage a towel with a bit of lube and some sort of stick to help it on its way.
I believe in you, you've got this.
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Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?
You sleeping on a park bench?
TIL back yards exist
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Okay but it doesn’t specify entirely up your ass, just up your ass. So a Bo staff wouldn’t be that bad, it’s smooth at least.
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An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board...
I can make this work.
Nice, just a coke spoon
A mirror. Or... Myself?
The first time I saw this post: sunglasses
The second time: 375mL can of beer.
The third time: my cat.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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