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[-] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Pocket knife and a zippo.

[-] Brewchin@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.

[-] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

A beer and a tablet stylus

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
[-] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Yep, it can be stuck behind the ear, and the tablet's around here somewhere.

[-] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

A pillow and a sweater that gets taken on and off unsure if you really need it

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Garden knife and iron skillet.

[-] whodatdair 1 points 3 days ago

Garden knife? What makes a knife garden specific? Interesting

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

A hori-hori, a knife shaped for digging and cutting both, and often one side has measurement lines too. Ever since I got one a few years ago I have not been without one. Dog destroys it? I buy another. Kids lose it? I buy another. Just such a useful tool.

And both these items make good impromptu weapons.

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[-] whodatdair 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Laptop and bag o’ tools ^_^

[-] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I feel seen.

[-] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Track saw and climbing shoes.

[-] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go

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[-] Reyali@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

My cat and my cell phone

[-] Geodad@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

A rifle and a freezer full of deer.

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Touring kayak and back country skis

[-] EarlTurlet@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago
[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Risky, but easier than using your hand.

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 5 points 4 days ago

Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.

[-] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.

Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.

[-] BURN@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

A dab rig and a camera

[-] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Shades and a whiskey glass.

[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 4 points 4 days ago

Please not a glass jar

[-] auginator@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

My computer and my cat

[-] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Depression/Anxiety meds to keep it real. My cat Mochi.

😅

[-] Distractor@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

An e-book and a sofa

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Travel mug full of herbal tea and a rubiks cube.

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[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 days ago

bicycle and pool noodle

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago

A trophy labeled potential being swallowed by a dark blob of depression, and a pair of eyeglasses that give you 20/20 hindsight vision.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago

Drawing utensils. I should also come with medically indicated compression tights but due to production issues they're usually missing from the box.

[-] dumblederp@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

A fox terrier and black clothing.

Laptop and Camera.

[-] floppy_kitty@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Drum sticks

[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

New 3ds XL in right hand and a camera bag slung around the neck with a phone, wallet, fidget spinner and cartridge case inside(alegedly since you cant actually open the camera bag.)

[-] the_mullet@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

Removable neon colored himbo clothes and an old school white Pontiac Fiero.

[-] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

Weed vape and a coffee, or keyboard and shovel

[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 days ago

AR-10 and a fishing rod

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

Black clothes and Thinkpad?

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