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[-] OceanSoap@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.

[-] Bieren@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Cell phone and a roll of toilet paper.

[-] Twitches@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago

Lol beat me to it

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago

A pillow and my phone

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 7 points 2 days ago

Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)

[-] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 33 points 3 days ago

Can of beer and a bowling ball

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[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Are mental illnesses an accessory?

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Weed vape and this bad boy

[-] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?

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[-] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 1 points 2 days ago

So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.

[-] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

No there will be accessories, but what they are won't matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.

[-] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 3 points 2 days ago

You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 23 points 3 days ago

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

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[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 15 points 3 days ago

A hat and buyer's remorse.

[-] Manticore@lemmy.nz 7 points 3 days ago

Dual-weilding plushies

[-] TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago
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[-] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Mallet and chisel

reads news oh.

Full bathtub and a toaster

[-] ytsedude@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Tears and toilet paper.

[-] GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 3 days ago

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude

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[-] beliquititious 5 points 3 days ago

A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 13 points 3 days ago

Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

A knife. And another knife.

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[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

[-] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 5 points 3 days ago

A cat and a cup of tea

[-] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 3 points 3 days ago

A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play

[-] ClusterBomb 9 points 3 days ago

A laptop and an anal plug.

[-] burgermeister@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

A joint and a laptop

[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Guilt and regret

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Pills and cool rocks.

Don't get them mixed up.

[-] lengau@midwest.social 7 points 3 days ago

A cat and a bike

[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

[-] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

A cat and a laptop.

The cat can also sitt on the laptop keybord.

[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 8 points 3 days ago

Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

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[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

2 gray kitties

[-] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Bass and bong

[-] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Pocket knife and a zippo.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago

a lever action rifle and a bass guitar

[-] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

A pillow and a sweater that gets taken on and off unsure if you really need it

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