Anxiety and depression

A pillow and my phone

Can of beer and a bowling ball

Weed vape and this bad boy

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

A hat and buyer's remorse.

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

Tears and toilet paper.

Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

A knife. And another knife.

A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

A laptop and an anal plug.

A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

Autism and depression

Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

Dual-weilding plushies

Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint

Bass and bong

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

2 gray kitties

A cat and a bike

a lever action rifle and a bass guitar

Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)

A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which

A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker

Laptop and bag o’ tools ^_^

A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.

A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go

Track saw and climbing shoes.

My cat and my cell phone

Are mental illnesses an accessory?

A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

Touring kayak and back country skis

A belt and a doorknob

A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree

A cat and a cup of tea

Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.

A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.

Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.

Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.

Guilt and regret