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Paid for an overpriced, under-engineered piece of garbage from a Nazi.
It broke.
Kids laughed at the broken, overpriced, under-engineered piece of garbage I bought from a Nazi.
Kids are cruel.
In bambino veritas
"the children were initially cheering"
yeah bud, sure they were.
And then everyone clapped
back at the stupid idiot and his stupid "truck"
Fuck, frunk is the dumbest word I've ever heard and the fact that it can't be manually opened is just ridiculous.
Admittedly I probably would have thought it was cool looking when I was a kid. Luckily the only children who can afford them are manchildren.
Would you have, though? Did you think the Nissan Cube was cool? The Cybercuck is just so boxy, and the stainless steel is so ugly and boring...
Like what, these kids had never seen one of these dumbass trucks? Just such a weird thing to lie about.
They were cheering, they were.
And one of those children? Albert Einstein.
The children were "cheering" the cybertruck as it pulled up? This is what people who purchase certain types of vehicles imagine will happen, but it never does. I don't believe him.
Pretty pathetic to hope to impress children with a truck. In fact, just trying to impress people with a vehicle tells me all I need to know about that person.
You know what would really impress that group of children? A Costco size box of rocket pops.
The Cybertruck is less cool than $20 worth of frozen sugar water.
If you want to impress folks with a vehicle go to a car show, quite often they respect both stock but well maintained cars and absolute monstrosities that are doing their own thing. I once saw a Yugo with a V10 shoved into it, I was pretty damned impressed.
me getting an electric folding bike partly because it looks funny is COMPLETELY valid, shut up
and for the records kids think it's cool, always fun riding past a school and hearing "yo look at that bike!"
The kids are alright.
They never thought it was cool, dude.
That’s a very specific number of kids. Did he count each and every one of them?
All the kids also clapped for 32.5 seconds as the Cybertruck pulled in.
I’d guess it’s the typical number on two baseball teams.
Remember kids, this is what happens in a dying capitalist society. They don't build em like they used to.
Aww, how is he supposed to cruise for 12 year olds now?
"frunk" sounds like another word for smegma.
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condolences
this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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