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[-] carotte 149 points 6 days ago

why does this image have built-in spit droplets

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago

My dumb ass just went and tried to clean my screen before I read your comment

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago

Did you put it into screen cleaning mode first?

[-] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Same, I was wondering why doesn't the damn thing cleanse off

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 21 points 6 days ago

It has been saved, reposted and saved so many times that there is data loss making fuzzy artifacts in the picture.

[-] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 5 days ago

This was incredibly confusing for me because I washed my hands after opening this post. I picked up my phone, and I read your top comment before reading the post, and then I looked at my screen and I actually had water on my screen. I was like, "Damn that is some realistic looking water!" Then I wiped it on my shirt and it disappeared and I got really confused lol

[-] SkyeStarfall 9 points 5 days ago

Image so old it got moldy

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

Shower thoughts, clearly it needs water.

[-] Oisteink@feddit.nl 7 points 5 days ago

It’s semen

[-] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 days ago
[-] embed_me@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago

There were two HDMI ports. (I selected the correct one)

[-] Lyra_Lycan 43 points 6 days ago

Some keyboards have a lock button and most can be unplugged

Mostly only an issue for laptops.

Side note: whoever decided that pressing any key on the keyboard should turn on the computer should be shot. Fuck you Apple for bringing that back.

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 5 points 5 days ago

Not sure how long I’ve had this tool but several years at least. Nothing fancy, just toggles keyboard input temporarily so you can clean. Works for power key.

https://folivora.ai/keyboardcleantool

Years ago Apple rejected the app for the Mac App Store because apparently it's "not useful"

Apple employees never clean their keyboards confirmed

[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

My god, unplug the USB or just turn off the keyboard. Simple.

[-] MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 6 days ago

Thank you, meme, for making me take 20 seconds to clean my phone screen then wonder why it wouldn't clean.

[-] Dillenger69@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

I don't clean my keyboard. I just add chia seeds and a little water. Chia keyboard ftw.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago

Just lock the screen. The worst that'll happen is a failed login or switching the keyboard layout or something.

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago

Windows-L is the hotkey (in Windows at least), for those who maybe didn't know.

And in GNOME. In KDE, it's Ctrl+Alt+L. In macOS, it's Cmd+Ctrl+Q.

[-] pipes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

My KDE (both 5 and 6, just checked) also uses Meta+L, by default. On my KDE 5 Ctrl+Alt+L appears as custom but I don't remember adding it, maybe they inverted the two.

Maybe it's the other way around then, it's muscle memory at this point. I know GNOME and KDE are opposites.

[-] 0101100101@programming.dev 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Esterline make specialised keyboards that are specifically for sterile environments which have this feature. You press a button, the keys are ignored and you can wipe the keyboard down.

https://www.advancedinput.com/medigenic

[-] martinb@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 days ago

Sounds like a mouthwash company

[-] serenissi@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

I just open a vt and clean. Typing gibberish on login prompt is fine and f keys don't work.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

I usually open vim.

Lock screen also works.

[-] Fabian@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago

You could also just unplug the keyboard

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Everyone has a reason here why this isn't necessary, but frankly it's just not a dumb idea and especially relevant for shared workplace workstations. I'd rather have a disable for cleaning button than a windows button.

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago

I don't mind the windows button. It's effectively a quick way to a run command.

[-] zerofk@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

Draw an S on there and bam! you have a Super button.

What’s a Super button you ask? It’s the S in S-M-butterfly. Or in other words: it’s an extra modifier key.

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago

I think KDE plasma calls it the meta button. Now that's ruined too!

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago

Luckily, my Keyboard is so dirty that I need to pull off all keycaps anyway.

[-] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago

Why would you be pressing down on the keys anyway? Just remove the caps so you can ACTUALLY clean the keyboard.

Birds love a deep clean!

[-] petrol_sniff_king 1 points 5 days ago

This might just be my keyboard specifically, but I broke some of the caps doing this and had to special-order replace them.

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

Almost all DEs have a lock screen...

[-] Shawdow194@fedia.io 5 points 6 days ago

They should add an MP3 player style "Hold switch" on all keyboards

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

the kb is almost always usb or wireless these days. just disconnect it or flip its own switch

[-] tfm@europe.pub 1 points 5 days ago

Cybertruck is far ahead

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