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Kosmos 482 reentry bingo! (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to c/spaceflightmemes@sh.itjust.works

Place your bets!

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[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In case anyone is curious, I used the Lambert cylindrical equal-area projection.

[-] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

C4, if the Pacific is always said to be huge then I feel it's a good place to pick

[-] sockman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

What if it lands in Greenland?

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It can't. Kosmos 482's orbital inclination keeps it between 52 degrees north and south latitude, so it won't land near the polar regions.

[-] Notso@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

The US will occupy Greenland to protect it from further russian spacecraft attacks.

[-] PyroNeurosis 4 points 1 week ago

G1.

The first strike on DC from beyond the grave.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'll take G2 and hope the US president's residential hellhole is wiped off the map.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Ah, the "Achievement get! Return to Sender" scenario.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

huh, I didn't notice there were two Q1s on the map.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

...

I have no idea how that happened. Thanks for pointing it out.

Edit: Fixed.

Original for Posterity

[-] burble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

D1, breaking in half to cleanly knock out out Kuiper and Starlink production near Seattle

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

The Kosmos 482 probe, a relic from the first Space Race, crashed harmlessly into the Indian Ocean west of Jakarta, Indonesia at 2:24 a.m. EDT (6:24 a.m. GMT), the Russian space agency Roscosmos announced on Telegram.

From https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/news/soviet-spacecraft-kosmos-482-crashes-back-to-earth-disappearing-into-indian-ocean-after-53-years-in-orbit

So my guess would be it hit R4 or S4, maybe?

(For clarity, my initial guess was V1 purely to spite me)

So my guess would be it hit R4 or S4, maybe?

The Orbital Police Officer has spoken: https://bsky.app/profile/planet4589.bsky.social

My own plot of the final orbit, showing the Roskosmos estimate of the path between reentry and impact in purple. I guess that Kosmos-482 SA reentered somewhere along this track between India and the ocean south of Australia.

It doesn't look southwest enough to have hit R4. Looks like mostly S4, maybe extending a bit into S3 or R3.

@spicyspaceelephant@lemm.ee, I think you were closest!

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

V1, probably killing all the plants I'm trying to grow.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

You betcha. Mark me down for the return to sender though, please!

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Hope it lands on my head.
M1

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

v6 (totally not because i want it to happen)

[-] spicyspaceelephant@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago
[-] Shawdow194@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

H2

You always end up in Bermuda...

[-] Blan@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Has to be P3

[-] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago
[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
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