Wth is "Fixing memory leaks using pointers"?

Similar energy:

Nah, it's not that bad.
In 10 years with continued AI use? Yep.

Okay but how do u center a div in 2025

I started with C++ and went to Java to .NET to Javascript and now to Terraform.

I know this is all a joke but there's something definitely different with the ones above and the ones below. There's a bit of satisfaction you can get sometimes when you're working with memory directly and getting faster feedback (yes, there's more math back then and it wasn't easy to look stuff up, for sure). However, there's new challenges nowadays ... there's so many layers on top of layers. I feel as though Stack Overflow and ChatGPT are so needed because the error messages and things we give are obfuscated or unclear (not always any library author's fault as there's compatibility issues, etc)

We're doing serverless stuff at my current company and none of our devs run code locally. They have to upload it using CDK or Serverless Framework to run on the cloud. We don't use SST so we can't set breakpoints but like that's a lot of crap inbetween just running your code already. Not even getting into the libraries and transpilers and stuff we use. I spent like a few weeks over Christmas to get our devs to run the code locally. Guess what? None of them use it because they're so use to uploading it. I was like, "you can put breakpoints in it! you can have nodemon and it instant reloads! nope, none of them care ... "

My experience is that the programmers from the first row very much still exist. My theory is that the number of programmers from the first row stayed the about same or even increased slightly. There are so many more so called "programmers" overall now, however, that in relation the first row programmers are much rarer now. And to be fair, you don't need a programmer capable of programming entire games in assembly to center a div.

Love the shoutout to Margaret Hamilton

I feel very confident in my understanding of random 8 bit CPUs and their support chips, but asking me to center a div is like this xkcd.

I once had a junior calling me in a panic because he didn't know how to quit nano. NANO!

I can't remember some syntax unless I do it at least 100 times. I often look up stuff that I have already done before and know because of my goldfish memory.

QA: "Yeah, Hi. Can you look at this defect ticket?"

Reading ticket details...

Me: "Let me guess. Is [whatshisname] responsible for this?"

QA: "Yeah."

Me: "Get him to fix it."

QA: "I tried. Like four times."

Me: Sigh "I'll take care of it."

QA: "Thank you!"

Can't exit Vim

Ah yes, the legendary filter

80s programmers hated Unix, btw. Look up Unix Haters Handbook, it's a free and funny read

Hey now. Searching stack overflow circia 2011 to 2018 was an Art. You had to know enough to find the correct question that wasn't deleted because a mod thought it was a duplicate of another question