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A Texas bill, known as the FURRIES Act, would ban non-human behaviors in public schools, including the use of litter boxes and wearing animal accessories.

Rep. Stan Gerdes, the bill's author, claimed schools were providing litter boxes for students acting as "furries."

When pressed, Gerdes could not find an example. The bill was left pending in committee.

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[-] Sumocat@lemmy.world 199 points 2 months ago

To be clear, cat litter buckets in classrooms is a real thing in some schools but only to use in active shooter lockdowns if needed. When a classroom of kids is trapped for hours, someone will need to poop, and they’re going to want to cover up it and not smell it the whole time. So unfortunately there’s a perfectly valid reason for kids to poop in litter buckets at schools that these conspiracists, who are probably the same nutjobs who think school shootings are fake, are twisting into furry accommodation.

[-] preussischblau@lemmy.ca 185 points 2 months ago

Hey, America, what the fuck?

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

We're pretty stupid over here right now. Sorry, world.

[-] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 2 months ago

Tbh, kitty litter sounds like a practical idea in case of a lockdown. I was just cautioned to make sure my office trash bin doesn't have any cracks.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago

Uh... citation needed 🤦🏼‍♂️

[-] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 2 months ago
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[-] Sumocat@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

"The only known official instance of cat litter being placed in school classrooms for potential use by students was in the late 2010s by the Jefferson County Public School District in Colorado, where the 1999 Columbine High School massacre took place. Some teachers were given "go buckets" that contained cat litter to be used as a toilet in an emergency lockdown situation, such as during a school shooting.[4][43][44]" — Note: official instance. I’ve been told it was popular enough for someone to sell premade “go buckets”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litter_boxes_in_schools_hoax

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[-] Bunbury@feddit.nl 15 points 2 months ago

Here I was laughing at a silly man trying to forbid something that never happens. Now I’m sad again. How on earth is this the lived reality of so many children? Can’t do much from over here in Europe but what the heck.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Slight misinfo here.

I was not able to find anyone selling or providing kitty litter buckets for active shooter response kits. I think kitty litter would not be an idea lchoice because it relies on absorbing moisture, swelling, and covering the feces via the cat's natural scraping behavior.

However, their are a number of classroom lockdown kits that do include a 5 gallon bucket to shit in, and a deodorizer tablet/solution.

[-] Sumocat@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

It was a DIY solution, not a kit, but great to know the idea was monetized.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Yup.

And they'll do this dumbass shit before addressing gun violence or police who hang out scrolling on their phones during school shootings instead of stopping them, every single time.

[-] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 113 points 2 months ago

This guy absolutely beats his dick to furry porn.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

I might know a select few bears that'd do more than that for free. Special discount, just for him. The woiks, I tell ya.

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[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 90 points 2 months ago

Need a new Texas bill banning Rep. Stan Gerdes from being 10 miles near any school because dude is a fucking creep.

Seconded. Does this mean we can put it up for a vote now?

[-] malloc@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago

In a few years, this guy will probably get picked up for human trafficking, CSAM, soliciting sex from minors or some other degenerate activity.

Anybody remember that shit stain from FL, Matt Gaetz?

In 2020, Gaetz was accused of child sex trafficking[a] and statutory rape. After an investigation, the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) decided not to charge him. In December 2024, the House Ethics Committee released a report which found evidence that Gaetz paid for sex—including with a 17-year-old—and abused illegal drugs during his tenure in the U.S. House of Representatives. The committee report did not find sufficient evidence that he had not engaged in sex trafficking as defined in federal law.[2]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Gaetz

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

Anybody remember that shit stain from FL, Matt Gaetz?

Mostly just his child victims.

[-] raltoid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Based on all recorded political history and conservatives love of projection, I'm guessing he is one of the more extreme kinky types of furry himself. Nothing illegal, but really disgusting to other people.

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[-] KiwiFlavor 59 points 2 months ago

Beyond the blatant stupidity of the bill, the most concerning part is the definition of "non-human behavior." I would not be surprised if some schools interpreted queer people, those with disabilites, and those from minority ethnic, religious, or racial groups to be exhibitong "non-human behaviors." These groups have already been dehumanized historically.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Absolutely. Any vague language has a way of being misinterpreted by the most fanatical and used for evil.

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 12 points 2 months ago

That child is dressed like a plant! Arrest him!

[-] pleasegoaway@lemm.ee 56 points 2 months ago
[-] Eddy@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago

You can't even meow, so no learning about the noises animals make

[-] sowitzer@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Almost every school mascot today is some sort of non offensive animal. Puma, panther, golden eagles, a few others. Probably setting up the magas who want to go back to some real non woke “American hero” names. Gen Lee Slavemasters, red injun killers, white supremists, things like that. lol.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago

We truly live in the dumbest timeline. Seems like ~50% of the population has no "bullshit filter".

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

They have an “actively seek out bullshit that props up my radical beliefs and hatreds” filter.

[-] EldritchFeminity 43 points 2 months ago
[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 43 points 2 months ago

Nothing is more pathetic than a politician who believes their own propaganda.

[-] projectsquared@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Do they really believe it or do they know how fucking gullible a large swath of their electorate is?

[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

The Conservative Propaganda Machine has been recruiting and indoctrinating consrvatives since Rush Lbaugh hit the airwaves in the mid-80s. We are now 2-3 generations removed from that, and people who were raised on hearing conservative propganda at the dinner table, and conservative "values," have grown up and run for office.

Some of them recognize that its all a long con, but quite a few of them believe the propaganda as well. Then there are those who believe the propaganda, and and also see conservatism as a life hack to get what you want by immoral, unethical, and illegal behavior.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

Of course not. Like most of their "anti-woke" ideas, they are based on lofty ideas.

They do this to misdirect you from the real problems, those that they usually caused all by themselves.

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[-] helloyanis@jlai.lu 37 points 2 months ago

If anyone wants the wikipedia article about this litter box in schools thing, here you go+

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago

It's wiki entries like this that clearly label it as a hoax which is why Republicans think Wikipedia is woke.

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[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 months ago

This is a perfect example of politics honestly

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 27 points 2 months ago

First they came for the Venezuelans, trans people, furries and Harvard University. If that doesn't tell you they're just looking for scapegoats I don't know what will.

[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

At no point I do I think bullying should be allowed in schools but the reality is that if a kid was demanding a litter box in which to relieve themselves, they would get ostracized, bullied into oblivion, and that behavior would stop right away. No legislation required. Humans have a way of self correcting themselves in group environments. It's an evolutionary trait from our days as tribes.

Again, bullying is a huge problem that needs to be taken far more seriously in our school systems... Buuuut, humans will act like humans, especially human children, when it comes down to things way outside the norm. Its just the way we are at this stage in evolution.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

bullying is a huge problem that needs to be taken far more seriously in our school systems

I fear the reason bullying isn't taken seriously in schools is because those in positions of power frequently use bully tactics to get there. Fascists and bullies are one and the same, and on some level, corrupt school administrators know that. School bullies provide useful extensions of fascist behavior, applied by peers to encourage conformity in environments where adults are absent. Why would fascists in charge ever want to stop that?

[-] Elkot@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Furries are notoriously stealthy, it's not like they walk around in bright furry colours or anything

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 months ago

litter boxes in school would have been an upgrade over the basement level bathrooms

[-] Juliee@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He is probably a furry in secret, very effective way to make these things happen.

It takes real dedication to make a career in politics as republican with a single plan to turn kids into furries by goading them into protesting anti furry bill

[-] HeyJoe@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

There are probably hundreds of actual issues to dedicate time to, yet this is what he chooses to focus on?

[-] qaz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

The great part of tackling problems that aren't real is that nobody can see you haven't solved anything.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

He's a Republican. All the real problems are literally beyond his comprehension.

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[-] KonalaKoala@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I wonder if this topic needs to be x-posted to !furry@lemmy.world

[-] match@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago

what, have they have been finding examples of trans kids in school sports?

[-] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

So countdown to Republicans planting furries in schools

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