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[-] oztrin@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago

Oh Gawd Cennalink strikes again. Just got a text to day that I have an appointment with a DES agency tomorrow for an interview re: getting work.
Fortunately I'm able to go and quite willing to discuss strategies so I can hit the ground running when I am fit to start working, but isn't it fucking typical?

[-] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

Geez they don't give you much time!

[-] oztrin@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Plus I've got a medical certificate until the 21st. facepalm. From experience I suspect wires have been crossed somewhere.

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[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Folks it's my last Sunday night for a long time before I have to work on Monday. Wish me luck in clearing out the remaining tasks over the last 3 days. Starting a bit early tonight to get ahead of one task (need to concentrate and get the code right), before I focus on the next big thing tomorrow that will require much more strategic thinking

E: good old brain. Flails around subconsciously for days and then when I finally sit down in the right frame of mind, the solution comes to me in a brilliant stroke and a relatively simple SQL query pulls everything together. Fuck yeah SQL saving me from doing this shit the hard way, or god forbid, having to learn an actual programming language

E2: glory hallelujah what I thought would take 4 hours took 40 minutes and nothing complicated at all.

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[-] brave@aussie.zone 10 points 2 years ago

It's Father's Day! I work at an outdoor venue and we predict it'll be chockers...

[-] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Pity the poor Bunnings staff - and if you have to go there, make their life a bit easier if you conveniently can.

[-] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 10 points 2 years ago
[-] Cendana@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Melbourne road today:

In the Melbourne CBD, on Lonsdale St with the 90º median parking. Two people on opposite sides pulled halfway into a spot, blocking a lane in each direction, including some cops in a marked car.

Lights come on and three cops got out of the car, the driver was like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ arms up high and kicked them both out of the parking spot, then went about their day moments later.

The car that was in front of me / behind the cops then promptly took that spot.

🤣

[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Just quietly... I think I want to be out of Victoria by next winter. I need a break. Either a permanent move interstate, or move all my stuff into storage and go travel for 3 months. I could go to the US and travel with/stay with my brother on the cheap. Finally go on a road trip now that I've got my licence and enough driving experience/confidence.

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[-] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well the sleep-in gods denied me the zzzs this morning, so finished some laundry and drank all the required Hydralite. I’m washed and dressed and awaiting company to revel in this sunshine.

Wherever you are and whatever you’re doing (haha, no Marx for you) I hope you’re having a good day. Be in the moment and if you’re having a bit of one, remember this too shall pass.

[-] Pilk@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago
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[-] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

Two quarrelling wattle birds have just crashed into my front window. Beak first. If they had any brains to begin with, those brains are now mashed potato. Which explains a bit about wattle birds.

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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

Stop deleting shit people. It fucks shit up.

[-] fullkitwanker@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

But can I delete shit people?

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[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

Going to write stern but fairly worded letter to Geelong council about a very bright street light they've installed. Honestly 3 x the lumens of a normal street light and it's on a road that has next to zero (0) traffic.

It is also next to an area has a heap of active frogs (when weather permits). Insects are going to head towards the light.

It will go a little something like this:

"Oi g-town cunts dim your shitty light,

regards

Bottom racer".

I intend to do this before the pobblebonk awakens. They need food.

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[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

Another beautiful sunny day. :) I'll just water a few of the plants then go out to buy some materials to make masks.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

The birds have been hard at work cracking snails on my roof this morning, and while I'm awake and working anyway it's in its 3rd hour and beginning to get a little annoying.

[-] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

I think you’ve solved the mystery of the noises I’ve been hearing on the roof! Couldn’t work out how the birds were making so much noise with their soft little feet

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

I find they get right into it on sunny mornings, lots of tap tap tapping.

[-] Outlier1031@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

Be careful because they may have read the story of Aeschylus, an ancient greek playwright who was killed by a falling turtle that had been dropped by an Eagle who had confused Aeschylus's shiny, bald head for a rock. This is apparently a true historical account and golden eagles in greece do kill turtles by dropping them onto rocks.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Not even a little embarrassed to say I only know this story because I saw it on Horrible Histories.

[-] the_procrastinata@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Never be embarrassed about the source of knowledge as long as the information is trustworthy.

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[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

“Stand by the grey stone when the thrush knocks, and the setting sun with the last light of Durin’s Day will shine upon the key-hole.” 😨😨😨

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Oh shit, shit's about to get real.

[-] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Sooner or later they will run out of snails. Have hope.

[-] bull@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Just up in my hotel room getting stuck into some mounds. Any day which doesn't start or end with a face full of mounds is a day wasted.

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[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Mmmmm stale croissants for after-dinner snack 🤤

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[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago
[-] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Lunch has been eaten, and the children have commenced the "can we go to the park" campaign. I have commenced the "let me finish a cup of tea after cooking a roast for lunch" campaign.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

I think I just worked out what spinny thing is for. I think it's when someone blocks you. Lol

[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

I don't think it is either. I tried looking at the supposed reply to Rusty's comment on incognito and it still spun

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[-] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A couple days out, but imbibing this evening.

It has been far more fun than expected.

Edit: I haz made it home safely. Hello to my early morning peeps, but I shall be asleep.

[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

My body has decided I am awake now ugh. Turned heater on to dry the clothes (warm me up), and made myself a coffee.

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[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

I’m depressed and sad. The bad news never end, i think that life hates me and it’s finally put the final nail in the coffin.

I want to restart my life, I don’t see a good end to this one.

[-] Pilk@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Tell us more, what do you mean?

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[-] RosaliePreistley@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Happy father's day to all the fathers out there.

My cat decided to let me sleep in till 5.15 today the little champ. Logged into my friends little minecraft server and they'd built a little party setup for one of the players. it was pretty amazing, it must have taken them ages. nice way to start what is looking to be another beautiful day. happy sunday everyone.

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

yay, I finally found an antique cameo shell, from about 1875. Just a sailor carved shell that says "God bless this home"

spoiler

[-] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Exercises have been done, roast is mostly cooked, gifts unwrapped and the appropriate appreciative noises made. Now just fiddling around with veggies.

[-] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Ooh nice. I was lucky enough to have rib-eye roast and slow cooked brisket last night.

[-] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Just going to veg out today. Yay. For those who struggle with father's day, do something nice for yourself ❤️

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