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[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 86 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

8-bit DRM-removal patcher program music plays

3 command prompt windows pop up in the background and quickly disappear.

"Fuck. What were those?"

[-] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

Shhhhhhh…

Just let your main HDD get encrypted.

[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 75 points 2 years ago

The fact that the game hasn't been fully released yet and they are including a DLC if you buy the premium version, is just asking me to pirate it.

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago

From what i've seen of the game, it's not even worth the bandwidth to pirate it.

[-] scubbo@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There is nothing inherently wrong with DLC, and I'm tired of pretending that there is. If you think the base game is over-priced, then by all means complain about that - but if both the base game and the DLC are worth the price they're asking for it, then there is no harm done (and some advantage) in having modular buying options.

[-] escapesamsara@discuss.online 54 points 2 years ago

Sure, if the DLC isn't cut content from the game. That's the problem. If they have already developed the content, then it should be released with the rest of the game, for the price of the game. DLC, should it be developed at all, should be an expansion beyond the original scope of development funded by the excess profit from the game.

[-] anonono@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

the worst fucking offender at this has to be Mass Effect, and this is coming from someone who deeply loves Mass Effect.

I don't buy DLC on principle, I will buy a proper expansion but not a DLC, so when I started Mass Effect 3 I didn't understand what the fuck was going on. I had to google it because the start of the game ties in with a DLC from the second game, what a crock of shit.

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[-] AuthorityClassError@lemm.ee 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Reading all the comments defending a $70 game with zero day DLC is just bewildering. I mean, HOW MUCH of a fucking cuck do you have to be to not only accept it, but to DEFEND it? You people deserve all the shit you get for being peasants. The rest of us sail the high seas, YARR!

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[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile, I’m just happy to see quality content on GamePass again.

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[-] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 39 points 2 years ago

If you can't afford Starfield, how can you afford a computer capable of running it?

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 43 points 2 years ago

Where do you think all my money went

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago

Chuckles in dark ski mask.

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[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

Maybe I'm just old but $70 base is too much for any game let alone one from a studio with known issues

[-] offspec@lemmy.nicknakin.com 29 points 2 years ago

Games have been the same price for over thirty years, they've not changed with inflation and production costs have skyrocketed. To an extent the increased market has helped keep costs down for the consumer but it's not unreasonable to see prices shift upwards.

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago

What about the cost of disc media that's absolutely disappeared? That was a huge chunk of the overhead. Logistics to get the copies to all the stores, etc.

Now it's just electricity and servers to download from.

Do you ever notice that no one ever talks about all the advancements that saved money? Of course not, cause then they'd never be able to justify continually hiking the prices up.

[-] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I am genuinely not trying to sound like a studio apologist, because there are myriad reasons to be upset with them, but y'all need to think these arguments through a little better. I haven't pulled up any numbers, but are we really going to pretend that the cost of producing a game in 1990 is even remotely comparable to that of a modern day AAA game? The fact that video game costs have remained relatively steady and even decreased in some cases for decades should be astonishing.

Pick a different argument.

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[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Distribution platforms like Steam charge 30% for their service.

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[-] Asymptote@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 years ago

The customer base has increased more than a thousandfold. If anything prices should go down.

[-] Maladius@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah my parents were paying $60 for NES games for me... Which is why I had like 3 NES games. The only reason game aren't $180 now is competition... And reproducibility vs size of market... And physical media is cheap or non-existent. Ok there are a few reasons, but still...

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

Eh, to me I usually just convert it to $ per hour of enjoyment. Will I get 10 hours of enjoyment? 100? 1000?

If it's a great game and I think I'll get 1000 hours out of it, even if it's $70 that's like $0.07 per hour.

Compare that to paying $30 to go see a 1.5 hour movie at the theater and you're doing pretty darn good I think. Even if you only get 10 hours out of it thats $7 an hour for entertainment vs the $20 an hour for a movie.

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[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

Oh shit this is good news, I looked at it yesterday and it's $120 here and instantly thought fuck that I'll wait until it's cracked

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[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

I never pre order games

I never buy games full price

And I definitely do not buy Bethesda games before playing them and seeing how broken they are and if I enjoy them.

I never ever bought a Bethesda game before cracking it and playing for at least a few hours. Bethesda just does not deserve it.

[-] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 10 points 2 years ago

And I definitely do not buy Bethesda games before playing them and seeing how broken they are and if I enjoy them.

I never ever bought a Bethesda game before cracking it and playing for at least a few hours. Bethesda just does not deserve it.

I mean if a demo isn't being offered what else can you do?

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[-] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Lol man I generally agree with the hive mind, but on this particular point I never will. With the singular exception being a complete lack of availability, I will always view pirates as being cheapskates that are totally cool with theft. Try to justify it all you like, in the end you are receiving a product without paying for it. Just admit what you're doing.

[-] Conyak@lemmy.tf 24 points 2 years ago

It is theft, i just don’t give a shit about corporations. If it was a small indie games studio sure but fuck Bethesda, and fuck capitalism.

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[-] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 years ago

Theft is when someone actually loses something. Piracy is copying things

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[-] verdigris@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

It's literally not theft. There are other reasons why I disagree with you, but that's the big one that really takes the weight out of your argument. The owner is deprived of nothing.

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[-] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 25 points 2 years ago

Eh. By the time I have hardware that can actually play Starfield, it'll be a GoG giveaway.

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lol, without reading the caption I just assumed this was a shit post comparing Johnny Depp's likeliness to Jack Sparrow, and I laughed pretty hard at that.

[-] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 21 points 2 years ago

The real cost isn't the game. It's the new computer you'll need to play it.

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[-] indulgence@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

It was cracked two hours BEFORE early access launched lmao

[-] Kushia@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago

If you don't want to sail the high seas you can also get it on xbox game pass for like $10 for the month once it's out for the plebs in like a week.

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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

That ghost mullet in the second pic, though 😄

[-] Apeeksiht@lemdro.id 18 points 2 years ago
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[-] DrDickHandler@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

20 year old child energy post.

[-] 0000@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago

Thank you for your insight, DrDickHandler.

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[-] gnuplusmatt@startrek.website 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nah for me it's almost 40yo mortgage, family and high cost of living energy

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[-] Kushia@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

I just turned double that thank you very much.

[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

PSA you can still get Gamepass Ultimate for cheap. This is your last opportunity to stock up (I think September 14th is the cutoff).

Find some cheap Xbox Gold cards (sites like cdkeys or eneba). It's a little trickier but cdkeys usually sells the cards from the Turkey region super cheap but you have to redeem over VPN.

3 months of gold converts into 50 days of Gamepass Ultimate. Depending on the price you should be able to get 3 years for $200 or less. Careful to not go over, you can't redeem past 3 years.

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PSA #2

If you already have Gamepass take part in rewards. You can earn enough points throughout the month to self fund your gamepass subscription or other purchases for free (I cashed in my rewards points recently to get that dope Starfield controller and the Starfield early access upgrade).

Here's my 4 main avenues for points:

Xbox mobile app: go to your profile icon and do everything in the rewards tab. I usually leave Vampire Survivors idling on my PC for the PC game task.

Edge mobile app: click the search icon on the home screen and scroll down to the news stories, click through them. Till you get your mobile & edge searches (think it's about 20). Then go up to the top right menu and open rewards. Do everything in here. The top 3 items you usually have to actually do (quizzes and polls). The rest you can just click into and back out of.

**Bing mobile app: ** click rewards and collect the daily check-in points then click earn to read. Open a news article and scroll to the bottom, it'll open the next article (you need 10 of these).

Xbox. Get the rewards app. Do everything in here. Mostly just clicking boxes. Go to the Xbox activities box in the bottom right, you'll find some rewards to earn in games. There's also a daily 50 for earning an achievement. Rare Replay gives you an achievement for every game you open and Killer Instinct has several quick achievements for every single fighter.

It sounds like a lot but the mobile app stuff only takes about 10 mins. I usually do it while I'm waking up in bed and the Xbox stuff takes another 10 minutes usually do this before work.

If you max out your points you can easily get $15-20 a month.

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[-] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago

Apparently it's bundled in with AMDs new cards. I've been itching for an upgrade for a while now, and I could finally get away from Nvidia

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[-] Father_Redbeard@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

Shit, just spend $1200 on a new PC and it's freeeeeeeee...I'm so poor now....

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 12 points 2 years ago

The issue is with the size of the game (120gb + patches later) and with the other (graphics card, cpu and ram) requirements.

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[-] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

$20 for a two hour movie ($10 per hour) sure

$70 for a game ($7 per hour if you only play 10 hours) no way.

Though I am a fan of pirate first, pay when they fix the bugs. The low quality of games at release and the whole seemingly 10 year pre-release cycle sucks.

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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago
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