I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊
This is the kind of love I need in life 💜
So cute! And practical!
For half a second I read this as "to add a couple of features to my wife"
"Girl, I named no variables after you, because you're my only Constant"
smooth 👍
You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.
Deb + Ian = Debian.
I bet they've broken up since
The word "Debian" was formed as a portmanteau of the first name of his then-girlfriend (later ex-wife) Debra Lynn and his own first name
I was thinking about you when I cleaned up this codebase and removed a lot of redundant functions.
I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.
So... that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.
This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.
git branch testing.stephanie.slept.with.my.friend.brad
Name a linux distro after her and yourself. Always works.
Found the Hannah Montana user
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hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like "i thought of you when i wrote this song". what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck
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No. They'll just name an entire lineup of the worlds biggest computers after your daughter.
Little baby Thinkpad really deserves it.
“The two hardest problems in programming are cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one errors.”
I wrote an automation specifically for my partner to unlock the front door when they arrive home.
Also we got a sexy time button.
Home Assistant is a path to what many would consider... Unnatural.
The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not
after his children My
I thought you were kidding, but his daughter is actually named "My".
MySQL, MariaDB, and MaxScale are all named after Ulf "Monty" Widenius' kids
I mean Steve Jobs named the Lisa after the daughter he disowned. There’s opportunities here.
When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We're still together.
You can tell your age by the fact that you were emailing an exe file.
It can swing both ways. Half of Taylor Swift’s songs don’t paint her ex’s in a good light.
I’d feel very wooed if my wife named a Linux distro or some open source project of hers after me
Keeping programming as far away from my relationships as possible.
Instead, I distract them with the fact that I'm a pretty damned good cook and know where the best hole in the wall restaurants are.
Naming variables after loved ones. Stephanie += 1 Stephanie/bob = Jeff
If Jeff == Stephanie: Jerome(Stevens)
Well, I made my girlfriend a GUI app that converts subtitles from Windows-1251 to utf-8 encoding so that she doesn't have to remember how to do it. And I didn't even name it after her...
My partner programmed me a birthday card, so the programming flirt is real.
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