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[-] noodle@feddit.uk 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We're still together.

[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 years ago

You can tell your age by the fact that you were emailing an exe file.

[-] sim642@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

And she was just running random exe files from emails.

[-] homesnatch@lemmy.one 11 points 2 years ago

Sounds like she's got a good sense of humor... is she single?

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