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[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 155 points 1 week ago

"My truck can haul as much as a shopping cart can. Beat that liberals."

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago

So my station wagon is a truck now? .... mine can haul about four shopping carts worth of stuff.

[-] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

My Merc A180 hatchback can carry more than what's in this picture. Truly pathetic.

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[-] laurelraven 4 points 1 week ago

A station wagon is a better truck than that thing

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Real pound of iron vs pound of feathers energy here

Cars can’t haul bags of soil! Soil is heavy!

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The owner also can't park for shit either.

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 95 points 1 week ago

If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.

…the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.

But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.

[-] blitzen@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 week ago

If you need just 8 bags worth, I’d rather get 8 bags and not deal with the hassle of loose soil. Not going to judge them for that. But to be impressed by it is silly; I’ve fit this into my sedan no problem.

[-] pixelmeow@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

I could fit that and more into my Accord coupe's trunk, and have done so several times. This definitely is not the flex he thinks it is.

[-] dontpanic 11 points 1 week ago

Yeah like…I wouldn’t even need to put my back seat down to fit that in my fucking golf.

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[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 24 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't be surprised, if putting the soil in the trunk directly would brick the cybertruck.

If it's weak to water and ground, what type of Pokemon is it?

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It’s also weak against bugs

[-] bilb@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

I'm sure I could transport that with my Bolt EUV if I folded the seats down. Might not even have to.

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[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 week ago

They are bragging that their truck can handle the same amount of weight as a... Shopping cart

[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 54 points 1 week ago

So this dude is impressed his car can carry the same weight as a fucking shopping trolley?

LMAO

[-] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemm.ee 39 points 1 week ago

The fact that people think they need a truck for this is the reason there's so many trucks on the road

[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

In addition to what the other comment said, cost of multiple deliveries for these goods throughout the year would also be cheaper than buying a truck vs a sedan.

[-] TransSynthesist 38 points 1 week ago

It can haul ... checks notes .... the same amount as a human powered shopping cart.

[-] Earflap@reddthat.com 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Congratulations! Your Swastidumpster has the same carrying capacity as 1 (one) standard grocery cart.

[-] unmagical@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 week ago

Bro can fit one shopping cart worth of stuff in his car.

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[-] Auntievenim@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Why do Tesla fans always look like that

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[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

These can’t be real. They are just too sad and pathetic.

[-] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago

FFS. I've hauled more than that in the back of my Nissan versa hatchback. Most recently 30 bags of mulch.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I can fit that in the trunk of my sedan for crying out loud.

Cybertruck owners love to think their vehicle can do "truck things" without even having a basic understanding of what those things are.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Diogenes: Behold, a truck! (posts just the shopping cart holding the bags)

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

Literally zero SAG!

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[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Well this is better than the 2 bags from the other post, but I STILL fit at least that much in the trunk of my Honda fucking civic.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I’m pretty sure a Corolla hatchback can fit more.

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

Must love his kid very much to put it in that deathtrap.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

I can imagine him bringing the child with him everywhere he goes to prove he’s not a virgin. It never works. Everyone just assumes he’s an uncle, foster parent, etc.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
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[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

My sports coupe fits that in the boot... Looks like 8 bags of soil, probably under 200kg.

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I would’ve fit it in my coupe. It doesn’t even have folding back seats.

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That shit would fit in the back of my sedan

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[-] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Miss, an old, dingy Volvo 740 wagon can carry twice that in its cargo compartment. Could that poor excuse of a vehicle...?:

Carry already-heavy containers containing even heavier liquids

Tow heavy commercial machinery from point A to point B

Haul heavy earth materials like rocks/cement and actual soil

Transport up to five morbidly obese yet muscular construction workers without its frame giving up

[-] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

If I put the top down didn't have a passenger my Miata could do this.

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

My Seat Ibiza can carry more.

[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

I think maybe my cargo bike could cart that. Kid included.

[-] SCmSTR 6 points 1 week ago

Woah. That's crazy.

[-] jcs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yet the stiff suspension of the Chevy Silverado 2500HD is barely tolerable over bumps and potholes until there's about 1000lb of payload.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

So, it can haul the equivalent of 2.5 adult humans, or 1 average 'murican.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

The fact that Merle felt the need to post this says much more than the post itself.

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