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[-] Igilq@szmer.info 75 points 5 days ago

Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 49 points 5 days ago

A pen? Foolhardiness.

Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

[-] HertzDentalBar 16 points 5 days ago

Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

[-] tomenzgg@midwest.social 8 points 5 days ago

*begrudgingly slow-claps*

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

I can think of some alternate worst outcomes...

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[-] BrowseMan@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Glass?

That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice...

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago

they're toughened glass.

There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 5 days ago

I want to avoid micro plastics

[-] HertzDentalBar 4 points 5 days ago

Glass and Stainless are the two main materials used for sounding.

Glass is quite sturdy.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 38 points 5 days ago

Some people find the experience of sticking things in their urethra highly stimulating. Some of those people get tired of the typical thin rod, and need something... More.

I've always been more curious as to who figured this out first. Someone had to be the first to scratch the inside of their dick with a stick to awaken a whole new itch, and I find that just slightly terrifying.

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 35 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.

Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.

I've got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.

[-] nightm4re@feddit.org 53 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Not kinkshaming here, I just hadn't expected to read an adventure tale this detailed today.

[-] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 13 points 5 days ago

You’re giving me flashbacks to a doctor in Tokyo sticking a camera into my bladder and saying it was beautiful. I yahooed it, cameras are 9mm. It was hell. At least I got you best ya weirdo

[-] Civil_Liberty@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago

I had a medical procedure in my early 20's where they put a camera up my urethra. Prior to the procedure they filled it with lidocaine or something similar so I did not feel a thing. The purpose was to get a look inside my bladder. It was not a pleasant experience with a frequent urge to pee after a terrible urge that produced perhaps a drop or two. This went on about every 15 minutes for the rest of the day. It was misery. So when I hear of another side to the story had they not filled me full of lidocaine. I can't help but be amazed at what a difference perspective makes ones experiences, and how that can inform the rest of our lives.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 5 days ago
[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

I put things in my peehole for sexual pleasure.

Hope that clears it up.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

are they resonating the thing to make it vibrate? are there some awesome frequencies? otherwise i dont understand the 'sounding' name.

[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 19 points 5 days ago

A medical sound is an instrument used for probing and dilating

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

ahh thank you. can they use it like rebar and have sex while its inserted?

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Not recommended. Unless you get a flexible silicone sound. But I find those quite boring.

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[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 5 points 5 days ago

The name comes from Depth Sounding (Link is completely SFW) It has the same meaning as "probing".

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

You can buy vibrating sounds, but honestly the vibrating doesnt add much to the experience.

[-] HertzDentalBar 10 points 5 days ago

It's cause the other holes are full.

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[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 29 points 5 days ago

God won't forgive me for having this knowledge

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high

[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

I wanna come too! Please pleaseeee

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[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

The Allfather encourages the collection of all knowledge, I am going to get stabbed with Gungnir if I spread this information to any but my fose though. Magic may be restricted to women and those who have experienced womanhood but I can still inflict psychic damage!

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 22 points 5 days ago
[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

A vtuber who's a cow.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

Considering the comment, I think I'm better off not knowing.

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 4 points 5 days ago

since i can't explain, go to urban dictionary.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

this is the closest thing I found

cow vagina
when you translate it to Japanese it meas fucking awesome to them.
Wow that roller coaster was cow vagina!

+5 upvotes -5 downvotes

can you link the result you're referencing or put in spoilers?

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 4 points 5 days ago

I speak Japanese and, at least for all the words I'm thinking of for both cow and vagina, none come out to awesome unless it's some net slang that I don't know. Cow could by Gyuu or Ushi. Vagina is often mata, man, or manko (all of which could have a preceding 'o') (edit: also chitsu and wagina (probably by way of Dutch originally), apparently also exist.) Those might possibly work better, especially wagina with the -na ending common to a type of adjective)

Awesome is a bit trickier. Subarashii is usually the dictionary one, but Sogoi/sugei or saikou come to mind. Archaic rippaa also exists. If that's true, my vote is on net slang or just something I'm totally not seeing.


Edit: after filling my search history with interesting things, it appears it's Chinese and not Japanese. "niubi".

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 2 points 5 days ago
[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago

Ok, so ... I suppose it is what is says on the tin? Someone whose avatar is a cow (I assumed it was some specific genre or something less literal)? Is the content cow-related somehow? I still have many questions.

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 1 points 4 days ago

cow avatar im assumung

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 5 days ago

I'm not seeing it there on any of the three pages (nor ctrl+f for 'animal' on the first at least)

[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 16 points 5 days ago

Skill issue. Should be doing both at the same time.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 26 points 5 days ago

Sounds about right.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

I'm not going to yick someone's yum, but goddamn I gotta say that's some impressive training. I assume that taking a piss looks like turning on a garden hose.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Probably one with a literal kink in it. The stretched out area will slow the flow vs the un-disturbed smaller diameter. Probably dribble a lot, too.

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I also have a Huion graphic tablet, and this makes me not want to use it now. Like it's somehow contaminated with urethra.

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago
[-] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

I buy all my sounding gear used. I don't wash it either. Just lick it and wipe it on my shirt.

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