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Mr CEO will be quite perplex when nobody uses his stupid browser. Maybe he's banking on Google buying it and silently renaming it Chrome
He's already made a deal to have it pre-installed on the new Razr phones from Motorola, and has hinted that Samsung is doing something similar.
Fellow Voyager enjoyer, I see
"But... I don't remember upvoting this. Might have missclicked."
clicks upvote button
"What?"
Baited me, I thought I upvoted a post I’ve never seen lol
LibreWolf Mullvad Browser IronFox Ungoogled Chromium Chromite
get their names out there. switch them on your friends and families devices. not like they'll notice as long as the icon is the same.
Imagine if Luigi gets off scot free and someone who looks just like him immediately assassinates another CEO, lel.
Jury should do a funny. Say he did it but it was a lawful killing.
There are, actually, a whole lot of defenses under the umbrella of necessity, although after Dan White's acquittal, judges don't like it.
someone who looks just like him immediately ~~assassinates~~ murders another CEO
It's only an assassination if you kill someone of high importance, usually political importance
The CEO of UNC is politically important
The fuck he is. He was some overpayed dickwad with more ego than brains. Corporations should not hold any political significance, much less their executives
They shouldn't but they do, right?
Only if the people allow them to. Don't.
Luigi didnt
Hasn't there to be a contract too?
No. Do you think there was a contract out on JFK or Lincoln?
[yes, no]
The real killer just needs to do another one.
Then theyll be really freaking the fuck out.
This is a great new meme format
I clicked on this and thought I was stuck on my homepage because the UI wasn't responding
While evil, it's not something that's killing people, unlike with UHC.
Just sending some to Guantanamo or el Salvador. And some more. And a few more.
...
And a few more...
I am a simple man; I see the blue shell, I upvote.
This is the same a-hole who offered the NYT his 3rd rate AI slop generator to "replace" their reporters who were on strike a little while back. Dude can eat a bag of d1cks.
As The Clash said...
"you have the right not to be killed. Murder is a crime, unless it was done by a policeman or aristocrat."
He just checking out, and maybe visit the mc donalds near the CEO's office.
It's just sad.
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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