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[-] 4grams@awful.systems 77 points 1 month ago

this is how he operates.. he denies, then jokes, then encourages others to joke, then when they do he gets serious, then act like everyone was always serious.

this man will NEVER willingly give up a shred of power.

[-] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago

....to shreds it is, then.

[-] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago

"Rewrite the rules" is a clear campaign slogan.

This is a HARD line for me. This fucker doesn't get to run again.

[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Hopefully also literally unable to run

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

You think he's currently able to run? If so I have a medical report you'll love to see.

[-] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

He wasn't able this time either. 14th amendment.

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

As an adjudicated insurrectionist, he's disqualified under the 14th amendment from holding his office. We're already past that line.

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Well, running for president isn't really running if the result is already fixed. So you have that going for you.

[-] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 48 points 1 month ago

He said he’d do this. Why are any USAians surprised?

[-] podperson@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

I’m glad to see “Americans” getting used less for obvious reasons, but every time I see that written I read it as “us asians”.

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Brandonazz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Well, Statians, but pronounced the same as stations.

[-] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

Does everyone remember during Trump's first presidency, President Xi had just made himself president for life. Trump brought this up at a rally and said "maybe we should try that" and the crowd cheered. It was never a joke. Everything he says is testing the waters to see what reaction he'll get. Now there's a group trying to get him elected to a 3rd term. I think a Republican congressman or two is also pushing for this.

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

Modify them to read ‘Trump: 1946 - 2028’.

[-] choab@discuss.online 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

made this

*this is not real, I shopped it

[-] gabbath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"See?! Libs want a dictator too!!!!11"

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Please don't, I would buy them and finance Trump :(

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Where did I suggest purchasing anything?

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

You really are a genius, i wasn't sure before.

[-] kbal@fedia.io 30 points 1 month ago

Turns out it's nowhere near as complicated as everyone said it would be to change the constitution. All you've got to do is buy yourself a Supreme Court.

[-] suicidaleggroll@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nah, turns out you don't actually have to change it at all. If nobody is willing to enforce the rules laid out in the Constitution, then it's just a worthless scrap of paper that means nothing. He can just do whatever he wants now, nothing matters.

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

Every child knows a rule only counts if a) you're caught breaking them and b) you're punished for breaking them.b

[-] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

and ignore them because they're incapable of enforcing anything. Turns out half of our representatives are nazis and the other half are spineless cowards.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They're not cowards.

They're collaborators, getting rich off it just as much as the others.

[-] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

He's just ignoring it anyway.

[-] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 22 points 1 month ago
[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I guess Trump merch is exempted from the tariffs?

[-] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Susan Collins is very concerned.

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I'm not protesting now, cuz laziness, but you better belive I'm burning shit if he wants ro run again

[-] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Waiting for the merch commemorating members of the public stringing everyone in the administration up.

[-] choab@discuss.online 8 points 1 month ago
[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I can't think of a comment to make here that won't get me investigated by this Secret Service

[-] AbraKadabra1993@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

Step up your op sec and speak freely :)

[-] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

Even if he isn't going to run, why would he not try to sell such hats and t-shirts? It's money in the bank.

[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

He may be old, but mentally and emotionally he is like a child.

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

ok he's serious.

[-] DeuxChevaux@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

He could pull a Clinton and build Melania as his successor. It wouldn't change his politics, but would at least be a prettier sight.

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

I can't look at her any more these days either. She reminds me of Roald Dahl's description of people with ugly thoughts.

[-] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

She doesn't even want to be there for pictures, let alone actually do anything. Hillary, for all her faults, was actually a politician.

[-] AbraKadabra1993@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe its for Trump Jr? I think we all know its not, but maybe?

[-] roserose56@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I saw this interesting video, and there are not lots of ways for him to run in 2028.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Given his tanking popularity, he might be better off ordering the Trump 2032 hats alongside this and get a bulk discount.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

This is just click bait

There is no useful information from what crazy merch is on the store. I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't even know that he has a store. There are real concerns about 2028 but this is just the media looking for attention.

this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
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