Imagine being mad at the dude rather than his girlfriend ditching him like that.
I'd be quite miffed at both but way too British to make a scene or likely even say anything.
Either way, his face would remind you of the incident.
A tale as old as time
His latest video begins : "I am just outside your girlfriend's apartment ...;"
“To you or I it looks just like a regular girlfriends house. But there’s a secret.
Hidden behind this door your girlfriend has built a complete tank plane submarine rotating house simulator.
Why? -scoffs- why not? It’s just cool. And when I heard about it, I had to come and see it for myself.”
"I got an email asking whether I'd like to come and see it. raises eyebrow... Yes??!"
3 million subscribers instantly start calling their girlfriends
Why is he angry at him? She kissed him back rather than saying she has a boyfriend.
Yeah, I always think it's odd when people blame the 3rd party in these situations. It makes me think this dude looked at his girlfriend like he looks at property and its the same as getting his car stolen. She made a choice.
Still a pretty shitty one. The blame is on her though
To be fair, the question wasn't about the girlfriend. They could hate both of them.
Because the guy is actually a POS as he considered her "his" as though she is property, so Tom "stole" her.
Only an emotionally mature person realizes it takes 2 to cheat.
Is this his real response?
4chan is a place where anonymous people can post whatever they want with no account.
As they say on their own website - "only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
...I am beginning to realize that 2007 was 16 years ago. There's a whole generation of people who were born after 4chan had its heyday. People who don't even know what 4chan is.
So, uh, no. That's not him. 4chan just does that stuff.
Hi, actual Tom Scott here
I can confirm that this 4chan post was indeed made by me and that the story of me making out with this guys girlfriend is also true. Chick had jugs like you wouldn't believe it. Bitch as loser just sat there and cried. Anyway, I'm off to Poland to film a video about a really interesting public toilet they have there.
Tom Scott out.
PS: Matt Gray is also here with me.
Hi it's me, Matt Grey. I also do youtube, sometimes.
The actual Tom Scott here. OP literally loves nothing more than to constantly deepthroat donkey dick.
- Will you date me?
- Haha, sorry, Tom Scott stole my phone and typed that!
Guys... What if a video about an interesting Polish toilet actually comes out next week? Then we'd have really been pwned.
Next video, he's standing in a volcanic wasteland or something
"I'm here at what is widely considered to be the harshest, most inhospitable, shit hole of the planet. This volcano is irrelevant because I'm talking about..."
He pulls up a laptop and points it at the screen
"...4chan"
There is no way in hell he would ever post to 4chan.
He made a long weepy post on his site how he would never use Reddit of all places, and how embarrassed he would be if "real world people" ever thought he was on it. He is exactly as insufferable and self righteous as you can imagine.
I hate that idk if I should believe this or not
I mean, why wouldn’t you? Why would an anonymous person on the internet lie for no reason?
[spoiler] Yes, it’s obviously fake. Also, I’m pretty sure Tom is gay, isn’t he? [/spoiler]
I don't know, isn't he just British?
Yeah, you could easily make this up, and it doesn't feel like something Tom would do
Def doesn’t but he does also seem like a smooth mfer
I've always wondered what his personal life is like. I really like that he tries to keep it separated – it's professional – but still.
He even said something on the lines of "This Tom Scott is a character. Based on the real one, but nonetheless." I forget his exact wording, or which video it was in.
He is literally the poster child for software eng motherfuckers, he's a nerd and goobs around 24/7, an absolute spaghetti dropper
The man could only ever smooth if he was with someone who likes what he embodies (which is a fair bit of the population tbh!)
But on the standardized smooth scale, Imma go on a limb and say that that man has no chance of pulling at the local salsa club
You come home and there's a red shirt on the floor.
"Im in Anon's bedroom"
what it say "i dont think loose slut" ???
Probably something like don't blame him, blame her
It says "I don't think she was ever your girlfriend. I think she was a loose slut."
Tom Scott is insufferably uncharasmatic. Sure his content is excellent, but he's stupidly unfunny, awkward to watch with other people on camera, and I imagine would be an absolute bore to talk to.
I read this in his voice.
Yeah. Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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