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Tom Scott stole anons gf (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by alt@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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[-] Lucapi@lemmy.world 286 points 1 year ago

Imagine being mad at the dude rather than his girlfriend ditching him like that.

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 year ago

I'd be quite miffed at both but way too British to make a scene or likely even say anything.

[-] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Either way, his face would remind you of the incident.

[-] Rubanski@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

A tale as old as time

[-] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 169 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

His latest video begins : "I am just outside your girlfriend's apartment ...;"

[-] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“To you or I it looks just like a regular girlfriends house. But there’s a secret.

Hidden behind this door your girlfriend has built a complete tank plane submarine rotating house simulator.

Why? -scoffs- why not? It’s just cool. And when I heard about it, I had to come and see it for myself.”

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

"I got an email asking whether I'd like to come and see it. raises eyebrow... Yes??!"

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[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 year ago

3 million subscribers instantly start calling their girlfriends

[-] Swarfega@lemm.ee 78 points 1 year ago

Why is he angry at him? She kissed him back rather than saying she has a boyfriend.

[-] MonkRome@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, I always think it's odd when people blame the 3rd party in these situations. It makes me think this dude looked at his girlfriend like he looks at property and its the same as getting his car stolen. She made a choice.

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Still a pretty shitty one. The blame is on her though

[-] MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago

To be fair, the question wasn't about the girlfriend. They could hate both of them.

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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 18 points 1 year ago

Like if he would refuse a kiss from Tom Scott himself.

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[-] grayman@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Because the guy is actually a POS as he considered her "his" as though she is property, so Tom "stole" her.

Only an emotionally mature person realizes it takes 2 to cheat.

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[-] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

Will never not be amazed at the life of anon away from the keyboard

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[-] 257m@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] EnglishMobster@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

4chan is a place where anonymous people can post whatever they want with no account.

As they say on their own website - "only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

...I am beginning to realize that 2007 was 16 years ago. There's a whole generation of people who were born after 4chan had its heyday. People who don't even know what 4chan is.

So, uh, no. That's not him. 4chan just does that stuff.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 year ago

Hi, actual Tom Scott here

I can confirm that this 4chan post was indeed made by me and that the story of me making out with this guys girlfriend is also true. Chick had jugs like you wouldn't believe it. Bitch as loser just sat there and cried. Anyway, I'm off to Poland to film a video about a really interesting public toilet they have there.

Tom Scott out.

PS: Matt Gray is also here with me.

Hi it's me, Matt Grey. I also do youtube, sometimes.

[-] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

The actual Tom Scott here. OP literally loves nothing more than to constantly deepthroat donkey dick.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago
  • Will you date me?
  • Haha, sorry, Tom Scott stole my phone and typed that!
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Guys... What if a video about an interesting Polish toilet actually comes out next week? Then we'd have really been pwned.

[-] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Next video, he's standing in a volcanic wasteland or something

"I'm here at what is widely considered to be the harshest, most inhospitable, shit hole of the planet. This volcano is irrelevant because I'm talking about..."

He pulls up a laptop and points it at the screen

"...4chan"

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
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[-] asyncrosaurus@programming.dev 35 points 1 year ago

There is no way in hell he would ever post to 4chan.

He made a long weepy post on his site how he would never use Reddit of all places, and how embarrassed he would be if "real world people" ever thought he was on it. He is exactly as insufferable and self righteous as you can imagine.

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[-] Ado@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

I hate that idk if I should believe this or not

[-] alt@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 year ago

I mean, why wouldn’t you? Why would an anonymous person on the internet lie for no reason?

[spoiler] Yes, it’s obviously fake. Also, I’m pretty sure Tom is gay, isn’t he? [/spoiler]

[-] balls_expert 52 points 1 year ago

I don't know, isn't he just British?

[-] MrLuemasG@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

There are two sexualities: straight and british

[-] balls_expert 12 points 1 year ago
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[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago

Yeah, you could easily make this up, and it doesn't feel like something Tom would do

[-] Ado@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Def doesn’t but he does also seem like a smooth mfer

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've always wondered what his personal life is like. I really like that he tries to keep it separated – it's professional – but still.

[-] Heavybell@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

He even said something on the lines of "This Tom Scott is a character. Based on the real one, but nonetheless." I forget his exact wording, or which video it was in.

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[-] balls_expert 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He is literally the poster child for software eng motherfuckers, he's a nerd and goobs around 24/7, an absolute spaghetti dropper

The man could only ever smooth if he was with someone who likes what he embodies (which is a fair bit of the population tbh!)

But on the standardized smooth scale, Imma go on a limb and say that that man has no chance of pulling at the local salsa club

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[-] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 36 points 1 year ago

You come home and there's a red shirt on the floor.

[-] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

"Im in Anon's bedroom"

[-] moog@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

what it say "i dont think loose slut" ???

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Probably something like don't blame him, blame her

[-] 257m@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

It says "I don't think she was ever your girlfriend. I think she was a loose slut."

[-] threeduck@aussie.zone 18 points 1 year ago

Tom Scott is insufferably uncharasmatic. Sure his content is excellent, but he's stupidly unfunny, awkward to watch with other people on camera, and I imagine would be an absolute bore to talk to.

[-] EnglishMobster@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

I read this in his voice.

[-] citrusface@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Yeah. Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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