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[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 64 points 3 months ago
$ touch girl
$ echo 'nyaa~' > girl
$ cat girl
nyaa~
[-] emax_gomax@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

The touch is redundant. But I get why you did it anyways.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 4 points 3 months ago

This guy gets it!

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

now that is funny

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

$ cat girl

πŸ˜„

[-] Badabinski@kbin.earth 50 points 3 months ago

God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I'm so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It's just such boomer humor.

[-] stembolts@programming.dev 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You're right, we should ask for consent.

sudo chmod -R 777 /

May god have mercy on your kernel.

(For Linux noobs, do not type this. It would be bad.)

[-] azha@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago
[-] 2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 3 months ago

Posts incel tier meme and gets instantly defensive when called out in the comments. Classic

[-] drkt_@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

alias stopresisting="sudo"
stopresisting !!

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Back in my day, this alias would be fucking.

[-] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

alias fucking=sudo is what I was referring to in this case.

[-] drkt_@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out "FUCKING!!" when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Ah, fair enough, I had missed the !! - thanks for drawing my attention to it!

[-] drspod@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

It's pronounced "STOP RESISTING BANG BANG"

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[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 42 points 3 months ago

unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep

[-] cupcakezealot 2 points 3 months ago

spicy ao3 tags

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[-] communism@lemmy.ml 33 points 3 months ago

Maybe if you didn't make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will "get the permission".

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 23 points 3 months ago

yhea, however

sudo touch woman

[-] entwine413@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Fapolicy would like a word.

[-] azha@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Your username says it all

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I prefer to man touch πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

From man touch:
"Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too."

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

[-] cupcakezealot 22 points 3 months ago

based linux waiting for consent

[-] TheGingerNut 13 points 3 months ago

Broke: touch woman
Woke: become woman

[-] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 9 points 3 months ago

become woman && touch $(whoami)

[-] carotte 3 points 3 months ago

~~bespoke: and then touch yourself~~

[-] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago
[-] azha@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Realx its just a meme buddy, I bet you never been late to work since you're this serious

[-] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 13 points 3 months ago

i actually have a nobody:nobody chowned, =000 chmodded file named grass in my home directory

its easier to explain than and doesn't give as much incel vibes as a file named woman

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Grass inside your home?

Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk?

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[-] notabot@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

You'll have permission if you go $HOME.

I'm assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.

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[-] DannyMac@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago
[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

alias consent='chmod u+x' makes creating an executable very kinky.

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[-] funbreaker@kbin.earth 4 points 3 months ago

When she and you are truly ready, OP.

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[-] hansolo@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

You're

Is...is that how I get permission?

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

Hmmm... Mmm kay

Yeah there are issues.

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[-] power@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago
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