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wait 3 days for a surprise...
"Son of God? The Pharises hate this one trick..."
hardly a sacrifice, really.
Morticians hate this one weird trick!
He came back to ask why the fuck they named the anniversary of his execution "Good Friday".
people see a cross, but christians see a "plus"-sign
That's not a shitpost, that's essentially the gospels.
He wasn't the first person to get in trouble with the establishment by suggesting charity and kindness.
He wasn't the last either. And we keep exiling or executing them all.
Even if you're not a believer in miracles, the bible tells us that this is not a new problem; The public and established authorities have been disregarding the impoverished, the foreigner, the widow and orphan since time immemorial, that civilization gets subverted time and time again to preserve old power structures that no longer serve the community (and suffer because they need a healthy community to survive)
Oh and Free Palestine, Death to Monarchists, No War But Class War
What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life
He went into the bank and started flipping tables, so he got the death penalty.
Ah tomorrow they'll "lose" the body and he'll turn up alive
Blessed Pascha everyone. Christ is risen!
He is risen indeed!
Happy Easter!
Thoughts and prayers!
eh
this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2025
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